cabin was pitch-black.
âWhy are they playing that bloody music in the middle of the night?â Charlie heard his father say from the bunk below.
Charlie turned on his reading light, looked at his watch. âItâs six oâclock,â he said.
âWhy are they waking us up so early?â Whiskey groaned.
Whiskey, like their mother, was not a morning person.
âBreakfast, I suppose,â Bill said, already wide-awake, rolling out of bed and standing up, his face appearing suddenly next to Charlie.
âWhy would we want to eat breakfast at six oâclock?â
âWell, thereâs two thousand people, arenât there? We canât all have breakfast at once. Someone has to be in the first sitting,â Bill said cheerfully.
âWhy us?â Whiskey complained.
âBecause weâre in the cheap seats, boys. Thatâs the way the mop flops. Now up you get. It takes so bloody long to get thereâif we donât look lively, all the bacon will be gone.â
Charlie slid down from his bunk, landing in the suitcase his dad had dragged out from beneath the bottom bunk.
âWatch out, Charlie!â
âShhh,â his mother said, clamping the miniature pillow over her head.
Charlie clambered out of the suitcase, struggled into jeans and a T-shirt in the cramped space at the end of his bunk.
âI wonder what the weatherâs going to be like,â Bill said, rummaging through his suitcase.
âItâs a cruise, Dad. Itâs sunny every day,â Whiskey said sarcastically, pulling on yesterdayâs clothes without getting out of his bunk.
âWhat about Mum?â Charlie asked when they had finished shuffling around each other.
âSheâll live,â Bill said.
x x x
âWhere do you think we are, then?â Whiskey asked his dad when they went out on the promenade deck after breakfast.
âWeâd be somewhere along the French coast, I suppose, heading for the Bay of Biscay.â
âI didnât realize it would be so cold,â Charlie said.
âThat Atlantic breeze is certainly nippy,â Bill said.
âI wish Iâd brought my sweater up.â
âWell, go down and get it.â
âI canât be bothered,â Charlie said. âIt takes too long.â
âYouâre right about that,â his father said. âBy the time you get back, the sun will be out, and you wonât need it anymore. Itâd be handy if we could communicate with your motherâget her to bring us something warmâif she ever emerges.â
âMaybe theyâll let you use the PA system,â Whiskey joked.
âWe could do with your old walkie-talkies,â their dad suggested.
âDo we even have them anymore?â Whiskey asked Charlie.
âI doubt it,â Charlie said. âI donât remember packing them, anyway.â
âYour mum probably threw them out years ago, knowing her.â
âBummer,â Whiskey said. âThey would have been great.â He made a crackling sound, held an imaginary walkie-talkie to his mouth. âDeck to cabin Delta 12. Sweater required urgently, over.â
Charlie laughed, crackled back. âDelta 12 to deck. Can you repeat that command? Over.â
â Sweater ,â Whiskey said. â SierraâWhiskeyâEchoâAppleâ â
âAlpha,â Charlie corrected him.
âWhatever.â Whiskey shrugged. â SierraâWhiskeyâEchoâAlpha. Whatâs âTâ?â
âTango.â Charlie didnât even have to think about it.
â TangoâEcho. â Whiskey stopped again.
âRomeo,â Charlie finished for him.
â SWEATER. Roger that. Over and out!â
They laughed.
Bill looked mystified. âI never did understand how you boys managed to remember that gibberish.â
x x x
It did not take many days for Charlie and Whiskey to exhaust the shipâs
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