funny-looking pair of pliersââand crimp a blasting cap onto some fuse.â He blew in the end of the cap and slipped a length of fuse into it. Then he squeezed the end of the cap with the jaws of the crimpers, and gave it a couple of tugs to show that it was securely fastened to the fuse.
âNow when you get out in the field youâre gonna see hard-core engineers crimp these caps with their teeth, like in the movies. If youâre real lucky you might see one of them get his jaw blown off. Donât do it.
âIn all this bag of tricks,â he waved an arm at the pile of various explosives behind him, âthe only things really dangerous to you are the blasting caps. The rest of it, you can burn or shoot full of holes, nothinâs gonna happen.
âBut drop one of these blasting caps on the sidewalkâif you can find a sidewalkâand youâll be lookinâ for a new pair of balls.
âNow to put the cap in the C-4ââhe broke off a piece of C-4 a few inches longââyou just punch a hole in it with the pointy-ended handle of the crimpers. The other handleâs a screwdriver, which youâll never use.
âMake the hole about as deep as the cap and push the cap in. Like this. Now follow me.â He led us over to a hole in the ground, big enough to hide a truck in. He set the piece of C-4 inside the edge of the hole.
âLet me use your cigarette.â He took a cigarette from a guy and touched it to the fuse and blew on it. âYou can use matches, but a cigarette works better.â
The fuse started to sputter and he said calmly, âGet away and get down.â I ran like hell, not knowing whether to expect a firecracker or an H-bomb.
âThatâs far enough,â he shouted. I hit the dirt and the thing went bang, a little louder than a rifle. We went back and sat down again.
âMost of you probâly wonât ever use this stuff. Explosives are the engineersâ job. But youâve all gotta know how to do it in case of an emergency, like all your engineers getting killed.â Oh yeah.
âYou almost never use these things as weaponsâyouâve got plenty of explosives made for that purpose. Mostly you use the C-4 for blowing down trees, either to make an LZâhelicopter landing zoneâor to clear away enough of the jungle so that Charlie canât come too close without you seeing him.
âYou donât want to blow down your trees one by one, so you use the det cord to make all the charges go off at once.
âThis stuffââhe held up a coil of the white cordââis nothing more than hollow plastic tubing filled with an explosive similar to C-4. If something goes bang at one end, the bang travels down the cord to the other end. To make sure everything goes off all at once, you ought to put a cap on each end of the det cord. But in a pinch, you can just wrap it around the explosive a few times.â
He used the det cord to string together a bunch of different kinds of explosives, to show us where the caps went in each one. There were cratering charges, a Bangalore torpedo, a Claymore mine, a dynamite stick, and a number of other things that I never saw again. At the end of the session, he blew the whole thing up. Even scrunched down in a foxhole a block away, it was so loud it made my ears hurt. They rang all the next day.
The week went by pretty fast. We learned about weapons, booby traps, jungle survivalâeven spent a night out in Charlieâs Country, on the other side of the barbed wire. Nothing happened, but it was spooky.
It was like Basic Training all over again, but boiled down and concentrated and with all the bullshit taken out. In Basic they treated you as if you were a boy, and a moron at thatâbut thereâs no room for tots or stupids in the jungle.
When the week was over, they posted lists telling where everybody was assigned. Willy and I both drew B