equality.
I said, âYou must be in a poor way if you need my help.â
He almost snarled, âNot for long, friend,â and came nearer, crabwise, eyeing the bottle. I gave it to him. He gripped it by the neck as if throttling a chicken and took a powerful gulp, throat muscles working, holding his bundle close under his arm as if it contained either the crown jewels or a spare set of dentures.
âIs that your van?â he asked, handing the bottle back.
I nodded warily. There wasnât a single thing I liked the look of about this character. Iâd met his type in bars and always steered well clear of them. They were forever keen to do you favours to their advantage.
âWhoâs with you?â
âMy wife and daughter.â
âJust the three of you?â
âYes, why, are you going to hijack us?â
He didnât bother or even pretend to grin. He said:
âI need transport. I have to get to London. I wonât give you any bullshit about my car breaking down, youâre an intelligent bloke, you can see that isnât true. The police are after me, that is thetruth. I havenât any money either. Iâm asking you straight out to help me. Throwing myself on your mercy.â
Nobody had ever thrown themselves on my mercy before; it had an antique ring to it that pleased me.
âIf I refused you could always use force. Isnât that what desperate men resort to?â
âNot desperate men who havenât eaten for three days.â
âWould you consider it otherwise?â
âYes.â
âYou are pretty desperate then?â
âTo get to London quickly, â yes.â
âThatâs my side of the deal, whatâs yours?â
He frowned, â almost glowered, â at me suspiciously, his eyes hooded and watchful.
âYou said, âIf you help me Iâll help youâ.â
âOh that. I could tell you things. I know whatâs going on. Only a few of us know. You wonât read it in the papers or see it on TV. There are closely-guarded secrets that the man-in-the-street knows nothing about, would never imagine in his wildest dreams. But Iâd tell you.â
âNot the ultimate mystery of the pyramids,â I said, âor that weâre all descended from aliens. I know that already.â
Still no grin.
âSecrets like these you could be killed for knowing.â
âHow come thatâs a help?â
âKnowledge is power.â
âNot if youâre dead.â
âForget that. This is the real stuff. Iâm not kidding. Youâll shit your clogs when you know what it is. Youâll be one of the few people who really knows whatâs going on. Thatâs worth more than a measly trip to London, isnât it?â
Iâd met loonies but never a real madman before. Was he mad? He sounded like a freemason. âWhat have you done?â I asked him. âRobbed a bank or murdered someone?â
He gave me a scathing, sneering grin (at last). âPetty stuff. I plant bombs. I kill people
en masse
. Iâm a terrorist.â
This was a conversation stopper, particularly in my befuddled state of tertiary intoxication. I suppose I gaped at him.
âIâm Number One on their hit list. Theyâd love to get their hands on me and stage a show trial. The
Sun
would have a field day.â
âBy âtheyâ you mean the police?â
âThe authorities. The panoply of the state with its judiciary and law-enforcement tentacles.â
(What kind of jargon was this? Panoply and tentacles in the same sentence!)
âDangerous to boast about it,â I suggested.
âIâm not boasting, just stating facts. You want proof?â He tapped the black bundle significantly with long dirt-rimmed nails. âHere.â
âNot a bomb?â I said nervously.
âYou think Iâm stupid?â He shook his head and his eyes narrowed and he