movie with the volume turned up and the tracking slowed down. I was getting used to such soundsâand no, that doesnât mean Iâd started watching explicit movies on slow advance.
With barely veiled disgust, Paula said, âYou people are so weak and pathetic, Travis.â
I didnât say, âHow do you know theyâre Names and not Numbers?â because we both knew that Numbers donât get themselves into these sort of situations. The best I could manage was, âAnd you people are so likeable and compassionate.â
There was no let-up in the ecstatic moaning as we made our way along the corridor. If we hadnât been called, it would have gone on for days, if not weeks. We couldnât stop it, just ensure it continued in a sound-proof room in Community General. I was mortally embarrassed, not only because of the intimate nature of the moans but because they voiced so much more than desire. They proclaimed loud and clear the sort of pathetic weakness which Numbers never miss an opportunity to denigrate us for, and which we spend our lives trying to deny to ourselves and to them. That is, when we donât give ourselves over to it completely, like the couple we were about to walk in on. As the moaning grew even more abandoned, I resorted to a lame attempt at humor to cover my shame: âI bet youâre just jealous because youâre not gettingââ
âTravis, donât go there.â
Time for another in my series of pathetic confessions: I love it when Perfect Paula tells me off.
We paused at the apartment door, listening in horrified fascination to the sounds from within. There were seemingly endless groans and moans of ecstasy, and other sounds that might have been words but were so drawn out you couldnât even tell what the language was. Iâm guessing there was a âNoâ and a âYesâ and a man and a woman, but Iâd no idea who was saying what.
I looked at Paula as she listened to those sounds, and thought I glimpsed more than disapproval and disgust in her upswept eyes. Iâve started thinking I glimpse a whole lot of things in her eyes. I donât know how many of those things are actually there, all I know is that I like to think they are.
Paula caught me looking at her, and for once she couldnât meet my gaze. For a few moments I forgot all about the moaning from the other side of the door marked 826.
But only for a few moments. It was far too loud to forget for any longer than that.
I drew my knockdownâan air-pistol that fires gel-filled sacks. Theyâll stop the strongest man in his tracks without doing lasting damage to anything except his coverall; they leave a fluorescent dye-stain no amount of washing will remove. I wouldnât need the knockdown if the only people in the apartment were the ones I could hear, but if thereâs anything Iâve learned from fifteen years in this job itâs to expect the unexpected. Plus, letâs be honest, I like playing with my knockdown.
Paula rapped on the door and said, âLogiPol! Open up!â
The moaning carried on regardless. Even if the two people on the other side of the door had heard Paula, they wouldnât be able to react. Not for about a year, if theyâd taken what I thought they had.
I reached for the door, threw it open, and stormed inside, waving my knockdown about like Iâd seen actors do in the Olden Days detective shows I like so much. I was William Shatnerâs T.J. Hooker to Paulaâs Heather Locklear; I was Jimmy Smitsâ Bobby Simone to her Detective Russell. If I looked anything like as impressive as I felt, Perfect Paula had to be impressed. I pointed my knockdown at each corner of the room in turn, holding the last pose long enough to let Paula get a good look at me being heroic.
âTravis, put your knockdown away,â she said.
Sheâs good at hiding it when sheâs impressed.
Reluctantly, I