stitch you choose. There are more stitches than you think: marking cross-stitch, long-armed, tied cross, upright, double, even ermine. In fact, you can cross any old stitch if you know how.â
Charmaine nodded absently, noting the gaps under the windows where the frames had dropped, frowning at the wedge of daylightstreaming in under the kitchen door. âDrafty,â she said. âYou must get cold in the winter.â
âNot really,â Margery said and pointed to the gas heater in the fireplace.
âThese old places donât have insulation. You must get hot in summer.â
âIâve got the ceiling fan.â Margery placed a serviette in front of Charmaine, pointed to the teapots and teacups cross-stitched on its edges and said, âLinen, no pattern, see how even it is? And small. I canât do them that small anymore.â She put her thick gasses on the kitchen table, sighing.
Charmaine looked up at the fan in the lounge room and pointed her biro at the hole in the ceiling. âI bet the roof leaks.â
âI catch it in a bucket. Tip it on my geranium bush.â
âItâll cost at least ten thousand dollars to have the house painted. When was the last time you had it done?â
âLance, my husband, said his parents painted it, but that was before I came to live here.â
âThe roof needs replacing and the house needs restumping.â Charmaine opened her clipboard and removed a piece of paper.
âIâm very comfortable in my home,â Margery said, circling her arm to indicate her cross-stitch cocoon.
âYouâll need to spend a hundred thousand dollars to renovate.â
âAs I say, you can start your duties as soon as you like, but weâll start with how to make a pot of tea properly.â
âIâm not actually the maid; Iâm here to assess the house.â She placed the sheet of paper in front of Margery.
âAre you from the ACAT team?â
âNo.â Then Charmaine became very crisp. âIn its current state itâs an eyesore, especially now theyâre rebuilding next door. You could ask the builders for a quote for repairs, which will be substantial, or , you wonât have to worry about anything like that if you sign this piece of paper.â She handed Margery a biro and pointed with her glossy fingernail to the dotted line. âJust sign here, Mrs Blandon.â
Margery tried to pull the paper closer, but Charmaine held it fast with her spearhead finger. Her hair was very short, Margery thought, far too short for someone with such hard features.
âIâll keep it to read then post it to you,â Margery said.
âItâs very straightforward,â Charmaine said, standing over her.
âIâd just feel better if I read it closely,â Margery said, and sipped her tea.
Charmaine sat down again and looked at her watch. âIâll wait.â
Margery reached for her reading glasses but they were missing. âI put them on the table,â she said. âYou havenât picked them up by mistake, have you?
Charmaine said, âThereâs the dotted line there, see?â
âI need my glasses.â
âJust sign it.â
âI have to speak to Walter first.â
âNo you donât.â
âYes I do.â
âDo not.â
âDo so.â Margery sat on her hands. Sheâd had enough of smiling, fragrant estate agents telling her theyâd do her a favour by selling her home from under her.
âThe new maid will be here soon,â she said.
Charmaine held a biro up to Margeryâs face. Next door, the excavator roared and timber clattered, glass shattered and the ceiling above the women vibrated. Charmaine rolled her eyes towards the demolition sounds, âOut with the old and in with the new.â Fine black ceiling dust fell, powdering her pink cotton shoulders.
Margery said, âIâm happy to sit here