one knew and wore as a child, bought in Jermyn Street, very dear indeed and Look at it.â
âItâs just the same here,â sympathized Arlette, who crossed the border to buy underclothes.
âSea Island cotton â¦â working himself up, âmy Führerâs Face. Shaved off a big black wrestler â¦â
âHow did they get it white?â enquired the woman of literal mind.
He stopped and put on the prosecutor face.
âYouâve been washing these. With detergents.â She wasnât having any of this.
âYou kiss mi bum, mi general.â
âWhere did you learn this vulgar expression?â
âNorma.â
âHow is olâ Norma?â
âAll right. She agrees thereâs nothing to be gained by staying. Going to bugger off when olâ Robertâs sort of not looking. Only sorry to exchange Strasbourg for Salford.â
âIs there really much difference?â
âAccording to her, Hautepierreâs the island of Tahiti by comparison.â
âPlainly,â said Arthur sociologically, âneither of you has been to Tahiti.â
âHave you? Whatâs there?â
âA Préfecture, more or less that of Les Deux Sèvres, and the French Navyâs washing hung out in interminable lines. And not a naked tit in sight. Where are my trousers! Iâve got to go to a reception for some Belgians.â She put on her apron and went to the kitchen, which was much the same thing.
Arlette who had a wish for consommé put beef bones in the oven to roast and set onions to brown; to make stock. Have to take stock too, of the Situation. It didnât seem as though she were making much money on the job. Norma didnât have a penny. Albert Demazis, who had, seemed to have got cold feet. Marie-Lineâs parents, who were simply dripping with it, werenât going to scatter largesse. Shouldnât have married Arthur, huh? Then youâd still have your widowâs pension!
The Job had been born the day after Illhausern. A Saturday. Unsatisfactory weather, rainy and blowy, then still and bright again after misty beginnings. They had done the weekend shopping together, come back to the little flat in the Krutenau: she made coffee.
âI donât understand this,â she said. âIâm an average person from a dull narrow background. Iâve never done anything interesting. Iâm now tolerably faded. What is there to run after?â
âQuantifying things is dull,â said Arthur. âSociologists are forever collecting figures about Russians whose breath smell and drawing conclusions about toothpaste in the Soviet Union. Misleading, and dull. Now was it Luther who said that if the world were to come to an end tomorrow he would go out and plant an apple tree?â
âGood for him.â
âYes, exactly. People of your sort are intensely tiresome and one needs them. Now what I want explaining â you keep upthis sainte nây touche act all these years and then suddenly collapse utterly.â
âYou looked so vulnerable and pathetic there with your pipe.â
âTwo babes in the wood, my God. Why do you stay in this poky place? â you arenât poor.â
âIâm beastly rich. I have my widowâs pension, in lovely Dutch guldens worth such a lot in francs. And I have a resounding diploma in Movement Therapy, so the hospital pays me. Wonât it be nice to be rich?â
âYes, Iâm grossly overpaid. Now tell me; whatâs your opinion of the flat in the Rue de lâObservatoire?â
âQuite good. A nice sense of compromise there, between the Esplanade and the Saint-Maurice. That awful wallpaper must be swept out. But quite good. Mm, Iâve some pretty old Dutch furniture. And a Breitner snowscape.â
âYes. I hate Dutch furniture; its curves are all wrong. Never did get accustomed to the bowls of the teaspoons being wrong way