never want to have lunch with me again. Better start a more interesting conversation.
âIf you had a time machine, where would you go?â I asked. âI mean when? Where and when?â
âIs this an essay question?â Abigail asked.
âNo, I was thinking about time travel for my science fair project.â
âI thought you were doing your project on robots,â said Jaya. She sounded suspicious. Did she know about the time machine after all?
âI am,â I said. âI decided time travel would be too hard. But Iâm still interested. What do you know about time travel?â
Jaya shrugged. Her hat bobbed. âThat it shows up in a lot of cheesy movies about knights trying to joust with trucks.â
âI would totally kill for a time machine,â said Abigail. âIâd use it to go forward a few millennia and see how they end up solving the climate-change problem.â
âWhat if they donât solve it?â I asked. âWhat if the whole planetâs a post-nuclear wasteland?â
âWhy would it be? Global warming isnât the same thing as nuclear war,â objected Jaya.
âOh, thereâll be plenty of war. When the oil starts running out, theyâll fight over whatâs left. And food and land and clean water. Maybe theyâll fight over your time machine so they can go back to the past before all the wars start,â I said.
âOkay, so where would
you
go?â
I chewed my sandwich and thought about it. âIâd like to meet Leonardo da Vinci,â I said.
âMe too,â said Jaya. âLeonardo rocks. Or dinosaurs. Donât you want to see what colors they were?â
âSure, from a distance,â I said. Could that be how the stained-glass designer figured out what colors to make the dinosaurs in the Main Exam Room windows? Did they use a time machine?
âShakespeare,â said Abigail. âIâd go see the premiere of
Hamlet
. No, I knowâIâd go hear Jesus preach.â
âThat would be awesome,â said Jaya. âI bet he was a great speaker. But would you understand him? Do you know Hebrew?â
âNot Hebrew, Aramaic. Thatâs what he spoke. I would learn it before I went.â
âWould you warn him about Judas?â Jaya asked.
Abigail shook her head. âDonât you think he already knew?â
âYeah, youâre probably right,â said Jaya.
I got out my multi-utility tool and used the medium blade to core my apple and slice it into eighths. I held out the slices.
âFancy knifework! Thanks,â said Jaya, taking one. âI would go meet Marie Curie. Iâd warn her about radiation sickness.â
âYou canât!â I said. âThat would change the past, and who knows what would happen? Maybe if she hadnât died young, they would have invented nuclear weapons decades sooner.â
âYeah, and maybe France would have used them to stop Hitler and World War II would never have happened,â said Jaya. âThat would have been a good thing.â
âMaybe. Or maybe Hitler would have used them on New York and you would never have been born.â
âOr maybe Iâd be born Indian. My family lived in India back then. Maybe theyâd still be there.â
âBut you wouldnât be
you.
Your parents might never have met. Or even if they did meet, what if they had a baby a year sooner or a week later? You could have been somebody else. You could have been a boson. You could have been a boy. Who knows
who
you would have been!â
âMaybe I would be somebody way better. Maybe I would be just like me, except with perfect teeth.â
âI like your teeth,â I said.
âYou wouldnât if you were the one wearing the retainer. Anyway, maybe I would have liked being a boy.â
âDonât you like being
you
?â
âOf course I do! Thatâs the point,â said Jaya.