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dumbfuck.” The big guy beside him, wearing the JC Penney suit and Wal-Mart tie, guffawed mightily, skillfully avoiding choking on a mouthful of burrito at the same time.
    Marty picked up his burned bag and carried it over to one of the wobbly tables, where he spilled out the contents on the chipped Formica top.
    The transistor radio was smashed, and so was the flashlight, but Marty thought he still might be able to get it to work. A couple of his Evian bottles had broken open, soaking his matches, but they would dry out. Or at least he hoped they would. His t-shirt was scorched, and so were a few of his granola bars, but the duct tape, first aid kit, and most of the other stuff seemed to be okay.
    “You thought you were prepared for The Big One, didn’t you, Chief?” The comment was followed by more mighty guffaws.
    Marty looked up to see the big man standing at the table, shaking his boulder-like head with disgust. The guy clutched a Coke in his paw as if he were afraid it might try to wriggle free. He sorted through Marty’s things with one, fat, hairy finger.
    “You don’t need any of this shit.” He opened his jacket to reveal a large gun, hanging from a loose-fitting shoulder holster. “This is all you need to survive.”
    “You can’t take a drink from a gun,” Marty said.
    “It’s what you use to take one from somebody else, dumb fuck. You don’t carry a fucking thing on your back, that’s basic survival skills, no cucumbrances. Let some other dumb bastard drag the heavy shit around. Take what you want when you want it. That’s the law according to Darwin, Smith, and Wesson.”
    The Chef set Marty’s burrito and coke down in front of him. Marty glanced at the big guy, half expecting him to make a move on his meal. The big guy grinned, all yellow teeth and swollen gums.
    “No thanks,” the guy pulled out a chair and sat down. “I’m full.”
    Marty took a bite out of his burrito. It was hot, salty, and sticky with cheese. Incredibly delicious. He couldn’t take a second bite fast enough.
    “Makes you wonder why other Heeb food isn’t this good, doesn’t it?”
    Marty washed down his mouthful of burrito with some Coke. It was very sweet, very cold, and absolutely wonderful. This was ranking as one of the best meals of Marty’s life, despite the present company.
    “You a cop?” Marty asked.
    “Better than that,” he reached into his breast pocket and dealt Marty his business card, a fresh, greasy fingerprint on the edge. Buck Weaver, licensed bounty hunter, skip tracer, and private investigator. “I just brought in Paco Pandito.”
    Marty shrugged, his mouth full.
    “Only the meanest, nastiest, saltiest mother-fucker in the western United States,” Buck said. “Carjacking, dope-dealing, coke-sniffing, cock-sucking bastard, that’s who he is. Caught him at the outlet mall outside of Barstow. Can’t resist discount clothing. That’s his weakness. Pistol-whipped him as he came out of Tommy Hilfiger, then kicked him in the balls to keep him pleasant on the drive back. ’Course it’s hard to be too unpleasant when you’re riding in the fucking trunk.”
    Buck slurped on his coke. “I would’ve stayed in Barstow if I knew I was driving back for the goddamn Big One. At least I got my cash before it hit.”
    Marty nodded, wolfing down his Burrito, taking breaks between bites for drags on his Coke. The way Buck was studying him, Marty wondered if the guy was about to snatch the burrito out of his hands. It made him eat even faster.
    “You got that sleazy, insincere look of a car salesman or a lawyer,” Buck stated. “Am I right?”
    “Network executive,” Marty replied.
    “What the fuck is that?”
    “I make TV shows,” Marty explained.
    “You write them?”
    “No.”
    “You produce them?”
    “No.”
    “You direct them?”
    “No.”
    Buck slammed his fist on the table, frustrated and not too happy about it. “Then how the fuck do you make them?”
    Marty finished his