of Desoxyn tablets and two hundred prescriptions of Dalmane capsules at one dollar per dose for the purpose of resale at the Union 76 truck stop of I-12 near Hammond, Louisianaâblah, blahâlook, guys, there is no need to go back over this stuff.â He closes the file.
âThatâs entrapment!â Max cries, again to the world at large. âThat narc guy was posing as a trucker.â
âRight,â says Bob Comeaux glumly. âA sting operation. Could I ask you something, Tomâsomething Iâve never understood?â
âSure.â
âIâve never understood why you didnât just charge those guys a medical fee. Why sell the damn prescriptions wholesale through a goddamn truck stop?â
âI needed the money. I knew the owner of the truck stop and had confidence in him, that he would only deal with truckers who needed them. You will note that the dosages were minimal, twenty-five milligrams of Desoxyn and thirty milligrams of Dalmane, just enough to get them up enough to keep awake and then down so they could sleep. You know those guys push those big double and triple tandems over crumbling interstates for up to eighteen hours a day. Then theyâre so tired they canât sleep.â
âOh boy,â says Bob Comeaux.
Max opens his hands again but says nothing. Doesnât have to. Tom, that was dumb, was what he would say.
âOkay,â says Bob gently. âHereâs our little problem. Desoxyn is an amphetamine, isnât it, Tom?â
âYes.â
âDalmane is a hypnotic, right?â
âYes.â
âWeâre talking controlled substances, fellows, schedule three. Weâre talking a felony count under new state and federal statutes.â
âSo whatâs the big deal?â asks Max, asking the space between me and Bob Comeaux. âSo it was a dumb thing to do. Not dangerous, but dumb. As a matter of fact, he probably saved lives by keeping those poor bastards awake. Dumb, yes. But heâs paid for his mistake. The feds are not interested in him. As far as we are concerned, the ethics committee, I donât see the problem. Iâm sure Tom doesnât mind my saying that he was not at all himself at the time. I know because I was treating him.â
âNo, Max,â I say. âYou were not treating me at the time. That was earlier.â For some reason I am having difficulty concentrating.
âTom is a very creative person,â says Max, âas we all know. Like all creative people he has periods of lying fallow.â
âI wasnât lying fallow, Max. I was mostly lying drunk. My practice went to pot. I needed the money.â
âBut for a good cause!â exclaims Max, raising a finger. âYou were thinking of your family. And what a lovely family!â
Bob Comeaux is shaking his hand, but tolerantly, even smiling. âOkay, howâs this?â he asks briskly, again setting one hand softly into the other. âLetâs just put this business on hold for a couple of weeks. I think there may be a way to beat this bum rap.â He rises, stretches. Max rises.
âLet me just say one thing,â says Max, not moving toward the door.
âSure, Max,â says Bob Comeaux, smiling. He is no longer ironic.
âI donât have to remind you of what Tom here has accomplished, by his breakthrough in the field of cortical scanning, for which he received national recognition. Furthermoreââ
âNo, Doctor, you donât have to remind me.â Bob Comeaux is holding out both arms to us in a kind of herding gesture in the direction of the door. âWhat is more, I feel certain we can work something out. Weâre not about to lose Dr. Moreâs services. Two things, Tom. One, Mrs. LaFaye. Iâm going to need your help with her, okay?â
âSure. As a matter of fact I have an ideaââ
âSure sure. Iâll get back to you,