the receiver loudly enough for Karen, who understood French, to overhear. Michael opted not to answer her question, which he interpreted as rhetorical anyway. âHow long did you think you could pull the wool over my eyes? You said you loved me!â Mireille switched back to English.
âBut youâre engaged to another man,â Michael weakly protested.
â Et alors ?â Mireille challenged him. âItâs not like you give a damn about fidelity!â
She had a point, or, more precisely, half of one. Because Michael cared a great deal about fidelity when it came to the women he dated. He was just willing to overlook such minor indiscretions when they arose from his side, thatâs all. Consequently, even if he could manage to get over her alarming thinness, Mireille could never be marriage material given that she was cheating with him on her fiancé. After all, he had his standards.
âAm I your girlfriend or just a friend with benefits?â Mireille asked with an uncharacteristic lucidity that made Michael feel somewhat uncomfortable.
âWhat kind of a dumb question is that? Of course youâre my girlfriend!â he blurted out. But before Mireille could find out what level of commitment such an elastic concept entailed, Karen had heard enough. She slammed her purse loudly upon the glass coffee table. Michael turned around to watch with some trepidation the glass quiver upon its metal frame. What the hell does she carry in that purse anyway? Rocks? âGotta go,â he whispered hastily into the receiver, and then hung up the phone.
Karen assailed him with a plethora of questions. âWho is she?â âA fellow teaching assistant in our department,â he said. âHow long have you been hooking up with her?â âWe started the Masterâs program together,â âHow long have you been her lover?â âSince before we met,â he replied, hoping this fact would exonerate him. Apparently, it didnât, since Karen pursued, âWhy didnât you break up with her once the two of us became serious?â That question proved to be somewhat trickier. Thinking quickly on his feet, Michael did his best to address it. âYouâre freakingâ unbelievable!â Karen exploded after he had calmly informed her that heâd been trying to break up with Mireille for the past year and ten months. âThe whole time weâve been together youâve been screwing around with another woman,â she concluded. That was not entirely correct, however. Technically speaking, he had been consorting with dozens of women, if one counted Lisa plus all the one night, one day and few minutes stands. âThis was my wake-up call,â Michael solemnly declared. âI promise Iâll break up with her. In fact, thatâs exactly what I was trying to do just now. You witnessed it yourself.â
âDo you love her?â Karen asked, her anger subsiding and starting to turn into self-doubt.
âNot really. Iâm just a little infatuated with her.â
Instead of appeasing his fiancée, however, this seemingly harmless comment only infuriated her more: âI donât want to hear about your ... abominable infatuations!â she exploded.
Michael felt obliged to switch tactics: âItâs you I love, Baby. Youâre the woman of my life,â he said, walking towards Karen to give her a hug. She bristled under his touch. âI promise it will never happen again,â he added, hoping to soften her up. But Karen averted her eyes, with disgust. He pulled up her chin gently, obliging her to look him in the eyes. âListen to me,â he said soothingly. âI mean it. This will never happen again, all right? Itâs you I care about.â
Karen hesitated. She felt too wounded to forgive him yet too proud to give up on their relationship. Because, for her, Michael was the only one. She didnât want