asked, puzzled by her reaction.
âWhoâs Lisa?â she asked him dryly.
âLisa?â he repeated, buying himself a few moments to formulate a credible answer.
âWho is she?â
âOh, sheâs just a student in my introductory French class.â
âAre you fucking her?â Karen asked him point-blank.
Now where the hell was this random accusation coming from? Michael wondered with indignation, as if it were false. Besides, Karen never used that kind of language. Generally speaking, vulgarity was his domain. His wheels started spinning in place. What do you say to a woman at a time like this? It didnât happen? It wasnât serious? I wasnât in love? Every answer sounded kind of lame. Besides, he had run through all of them before. Now, the second time he got caught cheating by his fiancée, Michael realized that he couldnât rely upon his usual arsenal of excuses. The absurdity of his predicament amused him. The corners of his mouth twisted into a smile: the shameless, idiotic grin of a mischievous child whoâs been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
âYouâre laughing in my face, you ... you bastard!â Karen lashed out at him. The mixture of indignation and self-pity brought tears to her eyes, which streamed soundlessly down her cheeks. I have to remain strong, she told herself. I canât let this womanizer see me fall apart.
She cries like a man, Michael observed, remaining silent.
âWhy are you screwing around on me? After you promised me that youâd never do it again?â Karen demanded.
The answer was on the tip of his tongue: because I like it. But he couldnât say that since he didnât want to sound tactless. What Michael couldnât quite figure out was why Karen felt so confident in her charge. Did he forget to toss away Lisaâs note? âHow did you find out?â he asked her.
âDidnât I give you enough chances already?â she ignored his question. Her eyes were full of reproach. âWhen I found out you cheated on me with that sleazy French girl, didnât I give you a second chance? How many women would have done that?â
At this point, Michael did his best to appear genuinely contrite. He looked away, to muster a somber expression. He recalled how only a few months earlier, Karen had arrived home early from work with a splitting headache. She caught him in the midst of a heated phone conversation with Mireille, who was pressing upon him the importance of committing to her. She was ready to dump her fiancé and marry him instead. At first, Michael had tried to remain diplomatic in dissuading his overzealous colleague. He cautioned her to be prudent and not leave her fiancé, who, he reminded her, loved her and was a good man. But, as it turns out, his strategy backfired.
âWhat are you talking about? Itâs you I love. Je suis folle amoureuse de toi ,â Mireille protested.
Why couldnât side dishes remain side dishes? Why did they insist on becoming the main course? Michael wondered. He tried to persuade Mireille that, in point of fact, the most fulfilling relationship between a man and a woman entailed hooking up several times a week with no strings attached, especially for the man.
â Non !â Mireille vehemently disagreed. â Merde . This is bullshit! If you canât commit to our relationship, câest fini entre nous .â At which point Michael realized that Mireille meant business, since whenever she got upsetâor ecstatic, depending upon the circumstancesâshe slipped into French.
But rejection was not something Michael liked to hear from his women. If anybody were going to do the dumping, it would have to be him. So by the time Karen slipped quietly into the living room, he was too absorbed in the discussion with his girlfriend to hear his fiancée come in.
â Tu me prends pour une conne ?â Mireille was shouting into