youâll get it . He clicked over to the other call.
âWell, hello, hero.â His little sister, Lizzie, greeted him. âDid you know that youâre all over the news?â
âYeah, Iâm starting to figure that out. Please donât tell me they showed that girl ditching me.â Just what he needed: the most humiliating rescue operation in San Gabriel history. The hero fireman dumped by his rescuee. He remembered Ella Joyâs threat. Youâll pay for that, Stud . She certainly had the ammunition for it.
âWhat are you talking about? All I know is that my friends are calling me and asking for your number.â
Um . . . what? Fred frowned, wincing as the skin of his nose pulled tight.
He rubbed his forehead, wondering if that blow to his nose had knocked him into the Twilight Zone. âIâd better check this out. Iâll call you back, Lizzie.â
He got up and returned to the kitchen, where heâd left the newspaper on the kitchen island. The boys barely looked up from their voracious consumption of raisin bran as he shook open the paper.
âDude,â said Tremaine, impressed. âIs that you?â
The full-color photo splashed across the front page showed Fred striding toward the camera, smiling at the blond girl, Cindy, as he carried her away from the mangled limousine. Her arms were around his neck. Since he didnât have his proper gear, his whole face was visible, including his smile. The headline read: âHero in Action.â The caption read: âLocal firefighter saves bride after a freak crane accident.â
At least the picture didnât show him getting punched out by Rachel. But why was the newspaper making such a big deal out of the extraction? He wouldnât mind being called a hero if heâd done something heroic. But he was just doing his job. And in the photo, he was just walking, really. Walking while carrying a pretty girl. Not exactly hard work.
âIt wasnât all me,â he told the boys. âMulligan was there, and then the whole crew showed up. It wasnât just me.â
âYouâre the one carrying the girl,â pointed out Jackson. âNice moves.â
âIt wasnât a move. Itâs my job.â
âYou must like your job. Look at you smiling. I can see your teeth. You ought to floss more.â
âHey, maybe youâre on TV!â Tremaine jumped up and ran to grab the remote from the coffee table. He clicked it at the flat-screen on the wall, then punched around the channels until he found one showing the local news.
Channel Sixâs Ella Joy filled the screen. Despite his vow to avoid the news, Fred drew close to see what she had to say.
She was introducing a story about the accident, with a huge graphic trumpeting the âMiracle on Main.â With a sense of the inevitable, Fred lifted his head to watch. Ella had made her threat, and now she was going to deliver on it. He braced himself for a shot of a wild-haired girl in a silvery dress punching him in the face. Cue the embarrassing public humiliation of Fred Breen, Bachelor Fireman.
But thatâs not what came next. Instead, they ran a shot of him crouched next to the limo. As the camera rolled, he extracted the first girl from the limo, handed her over to the paramedics, then stuck his head back in the limo.
Nothing spectacular, but the way they shot and edited the footage, it looked as if he was single-handedly saving the day.
âWeâve gotten used to the heroics of our favorite fire department,â recited Ella Joy dramatically. âBut yesterday, the Bachelor Firemen outdid themselves. With a brideâs life at stake, Firefighter Fred Breen, one of the few remaining single Bachelor Firemen, put his own safety on the line to rescue not only Cindy Barstow, but her three bridesmaids. One by one, he pulled them to safety. One by one, he delivered them into the hands of paramedics. One by one, he