in, you get a dial tone and make your call. When someone answers, thereâs an automatic cutoff and you have to shove your dime in before your party hangs up. Theyâre irritating, but that day it did save me my dime. There was no dial tone. As the lady had said, it was just dah-dah-dah.
I hung up and walked slowly toward the market, just in time to see an amusing little incident. An elderly couple walked toward the IN door, chatting together. And still chatting, they walked right into it. They stopped talking in a jangle and the woman squawked her surprise. They stared at each other comically. Then they laughed, and the old guy pushed the door open for his wife with some effortâthose electric-eye doors are heavyâand they went in. When the electricity goes off, it catches you in a hundred different ways.
I pushed the door open myself and noticed the lack of air-conditioning first thing. Usually in the summer they have it cranked up high enough to give you frostbite if you stay in the market more than an hour at a stretch.
Like most modern markets, the Federal was constructed like a Skinner boxâmodern marketing techniques turn all customers into white rats. The stuff you really needed, staples, like bread, milk, meat, beer, and frozen dinners, was all on the far side of the store. To get there you had to walk past all the impulse items known to modern manâeverything from Cricket lighters to rubber dog bones.
Beyond the IN door is the fruit-and-vegetable aisle. I looked up it, but there was no sign of Norton or my son. The old lady who had run into the door was examining the grapefruits. Her husband had produced a net sack to store purchases in.
I walked up the aisle and went left. I found them in the third aisle, Billy mulling over the ranks of Jello-O packages and instant puddings. Norton was standing directly behind him, peering at Steffâs list. I had to grin a little at his nonplussed expression.
I threaded my way down to them, past half-loaded carriages (Steff hadnât been the only one struck by the squirreling impulse, apparently) and browsing shoppers. Norton took two cans of pie filling down from the top shelf and put them in the cart.
âHow are you doing?â I asked, and Norton looked around with unmistakable relief.
âAll right, arenât we, Billy?â
âSure,â Billy said, and couldnât resist adding in a rather smug tone: âBut thereâs lots of stuff Mr. Norton canât read either, Dad.â
âLet me see.â I took the list.
Norton had made a neat, lawyerly check beside each of the items he and Billy had picked upâhalf a dozen or so, including the milk and a six-pack of Coke. There were maybe ten other things that she wanted.
âWe ought to go back to the fruits and vegetables,â I said. âShe wants some tomatoes and cucumbers.â
Billy started to turn the cart around and Norton said, âYou ought to go have a look at the checkout, Dave.â
I went and had a look. It was the sort of thing you sometimes see photos of in the paper on a slow newsday, with a humorous caption beneath. Only two lanes were open, and the double line of people waiting to check their purchases out stretched past the mostly denuded bread racks, then made a jig to the right and went out of sight along the frozen-food coolers. All of the new computerized NCRs were hooded. At each of the two open positions, a harried-looking girl was totting up purchases on a battery-powered pocket calculator. Standing with each girl was one of the Federalâs two managers, Bud Brown and Ollie Weeks. I liked Ollie but didnât care much for Bud Brown, who seemed to fancy himself the Charles de Gaulle of the supermarket world.
As each girl finished checking her order, Bud or Ollie would paperclip a chit to the customerâs cash or check and toss it into the box he was using as a cash repository. They all looked hot and tired.
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George R. R. Martin and Gardner Dozois