caught in my throat. My whole body shuddered.
Was he frozen in there?
It was just a joke. Had we really done something horrible to the kid?
No! Pleaseâno!
I grabbed the snowmanâs head. âBilly? Heyâanswer me! Why donât you answer me?â
The snow was packed tight, like concrete. I dug my gloves in and began frantically pulling it off in big chunks.
âBilly? Can you hear me?â
Flinging snow everywhere, I quickly ripped away the front of the snowman. I clawed the packed snow loose and batted it to the ground.
âBilly? HeyâBilly?â
Furiously, I batted more snow off the round body.
There was no Billy inside.
I staggered back. Where is he? I asked myself, staring at the chunks of snow on the ground. He couldnât have climbed out. The snowman had been standing just as we left it.
A chill shook my body. I pulled my coat tighter but I couldnât stop shivering.
And then I heard a soft whisper from behind me. â Rickâyou froze me. You FROZE me! â
âNo!â I gasped.
I spun around. âWhere are you?â I asked, my voice cracking. âI canât see you!â
Silence.
Just the sound of the wind, brushing snow off the tree branches.
Then the whisper again: â You froze me, Rick .â
And Billy stepped out from behind a tree.
Head down, he moved toward me, lurching, staggering in a strange slow motion.
And then slowly, slowly, he raised his headâand I saw his face. Crusted with ice. Patches of snow clung to his hair and eyebrows. Icicles hung from his cheeks, his chin.
I opened my mouth in a scream of horror.
Billy kept staggering across the snow toward me, his gloved hands outstretched as if ready to grab me. â Rick, you froze me. You froze me to DEATH! â
My teeth chattered. Chill after chill ran down my body. I stared at Billy, frozen in fear.
And then I felt something snap.
Something in my brain.
Just a soft pop .
I tried to move. I tried to cry out.
But I couldnât.
My legs, my armsâthey wouldnât budge. I couldnât open my mouth to scream. I couldnât even blink my eyes!
I stared straight ahead.
Billy came closer. Closer. âRickâwhatâs your problem?â he asked.
I could see him and I could hear him clearly. But I couldnât answer. Couldnât move my lips or make a sound.
And then I remembered Billyâs wordsâ¦â You can be so frightened, your body freezesâforever .â
âCome on, Rick,â Billy said. âThe joke is over. Iâm okay. Really. Look. The ice and snowâI put it on my face to look scarier. See?â
He pulled a chunk of ice off his cheek.
âRickâsnap out of it,â he said. âIâm fine. I waited till you guys left. Then I smashed my way out of the snowman. No big deal. You were busy sledding. You didnât see me break out. You didnât see me rebuild the snowman.
âI put it back together,â he said. âThen I hid behind a tree and waited for you to come back.â
His hand squeezed my shoulder. I could feel it, but I couldnât move. He waved his hand in front of my face. But I couldnât blink. Couldnât move my eyes.
âHey, Rickâyouâre kidding, right?â he asked. âGive me a break. Say something. Did you like my joke? It was good, right? Did I scare you? Come on, Rickâdid I scare you?â
How to Bargain with a Dragon
INTRODUCTION
ILLUSTRATED BY C HARLES B URNS
A lot of my story ideas start with the question: What if�
This story began with the question: What if dragons were real?
I have always been fascinated by the giant winged creatures. In stories and movies and drawings, dragons have always seemed very real and alive to me. They are fierce and majestic at the same time. Ugly and beautiful. And so much more intelligent than dinosaurs.
I know they are mythical. I know that dragons never existed.
But what if