heâs no good as a hard crab either because heâll have burned up all his fat supply.â
âHuh?â
âBefore a crab becomes a buster, he stores up lots of fat because when heâs soft or a papershell, he canât eat. If you get a crab like this and he becomes a hardshell, you might as well throw him back.â
âYou sure know a lot about crabs, Fred,â said Charles.
âComes with the living, I guess,â said Fred, heading back to the shore.
âMax,â he called, not seeing the boy by the bulkhead.
âOver here,â called Max. âIâm visiting Cinderella.â Max was lying on his stomach looking in through the slats in the basket.
âSee her?â asked Fred as he walked by.
âYep. Iâm eyeball to eyeball with her. What big eyes you have, me dear. Yellow eyes, how weird. Sheâs trying to stare me down,â he said to Fred.
âJust so she doesnât give you a nose job,â said Fred, opening the cooler.
âWhat are you doing?â asked Max, looking away from the basket and the beautiful turtle princess it held.
âPutting this softie in the cooler. But I need some paper bags or something to put on top of the ice. I donât want to put the crab directly on the ice that we may be using later for sodas.â
âFred, you say the most disgusting things!â said Max, getting up and brushing the sand off of himself.
âJust trying to let you boys experience the whole world of crabbing,â said Fred. He placed a bag on top of the ice, the softie on top of the bag, some sea grass on top of the softie, then closed the cooler.
âThanks,â said Max.
âOk, so how are things on the lines?â asked Fred.
âIn the world of necks and feet. In the places of grease and stink,â rhymed Max.
âVery poetic,â quipped Fred.
âYes, yes, a touch of the poet, so to speak,â grinned Max. âOnly thing is, this poet hasnât touched the lines yet to see if the crabs are nibbling in perfect iambic pentameterâ¦â
âOr AA/BB/CC/DD/EE rhymes?â said Fred.
âAhhh, no rhymed couplets do I feel,â continued Max, playing off of Fredâs language arts routine, a blend of nonsense and learning that sometimes happens when your stepfather is an English professor.
âGrab ye the net, Shakespeare, and let us wander over to yonder bulkhead to check for the slightest gentle impulse of fin, a quiver of claw, or aâ¦â
âOk, ok, ok, enough of this ârotâ,â laughed Max. âLetâs go.â
âGreat! I give you the fine speech of Elizabethan England and you throw back a bit of Dickens dialect. I should call you Oliver,â laughed Fred.
âIf you do, I might be tempted to call you Fagin.â
âJust so long as you donât cast me as that villain Bill Sikes,â added Fred.
They were at the line now. Five long strings tied to the bulkhead and slipping down into the water like fallen clotheslines. Small waves made them vibrate softly.
âHow do you know when a crab is there?â asked Max.
âYou can feel him knocking against the stringâlike a fish when heâs nibbling at bait on a hook. A slight nudging. Letâs see if we can find anybody at home. Iâll let you feel in a minute.â He gently took a line in his hand, then he was silent, letting the string rest across his palm. âNope, nobody there. Letâs try this one next.â He walked over to the next string and took it as he had done the first.
âAnybody there?â asked Max.
âNope.â
âWell, number three could be the lucky one,â said Max, following Fred over to the third string.
âSo they say,â said Fred. âBut of course it depends on who it is whoâs trying to be lucky.â
âHuh?â
âWell, lucky for you if thereâs a crab on the line. Not so lucky for the crab