the good news, Pete. Iâm happy for you.â
âWait, wait, baby brother. Donât hang up yet. Donât you know all that hard work will kill you?â
This from a man who never seemed to stop working, who was always pitching and schmoozing, who lived in Willâs former high-status neighborhood, who owned a Mercedes SUV, a Jaguar, and a Harley? âIt doesnât seem to be killing you.â
âI thrive on it, you know that, little bro. Actionâs my middle name.â
Assholeâs your middle name .
âYouâre the sensitive type. Always have been. You need more downtime than I do.â
He thinks Iâm backsliding because I moved into a smaller house and drive an Outback . Will quelled the thought. When you assume . . . Rorschach stood on his hind legs, put his paws on Willâs shoulders and shoved his nose against his, swiping one side, then the other. A cat kiss, marking him with friendly feline phermerones. He trilled again, the sound going up the scale like a question.
âWhat the hell was that?â Pete asked.
âNothing. The computer.â Will never mentioned the cats. Theyâd just be fuel for more âgood-naturedâ ribbing. Men were supposed to have dogs: retrievers or pit bulls. Macho pets for macho men. Creatures that followed orders and gave unquestioning devotion. Will preferred the contrary, independent feline personality, but that was something beyond Peteâs comprehension. His brother liked to give orders and he liked them followed to the letter. Will had a childhood wealth of experience with that.
âThatâs a sissy-sounding computer youâve got there, Willy-boyâsorry . . . Will . So, like I was saying, weâre going digital. Eventually, all our customers will be switched over. When would you like your new box?â
âNew box?â
âNew cable, new box. Your neighborhood is wired and ready to go.â
âI donât need to upgrade. I donât watch that much television.â
One of those annoying chuckles. âEverybodyâs being switched overâitâs called modernization. You know, like who uses anything but a cell phone these days?â
â I donât use a cell phone.â
âYouâre a Luddite? My brother? Still wear button fly pants, or are zippers allowed now?â
âI have a beeper,â Will said, sorry he felt compelled to say anything.
âYouâre a shrink. How can you not have a cell? I mean, donât you have patients you have to talk out of committing suicide, things like that?â
Guilt . He probably should have a cell for that very reason, but the beeper itself was more intrusive than he liked after a long day of listening to other peopleâs problems. At least it gave him a little distance. âMy beeper is all I need.â
âSuit yourself, buddy. Iâve got a man in your neighborhood today and tomorrow. Want to leave a key under the doormat in the morning? Heâll be in and out in ten minutes. Doesnât steal, I give you my personal guarantee.â
âNo, I wonât be leaving a key under the mat. I donât let anyone in the house when Iâm not present.â
âSame old Willy. Will, I mean.â Another smarmy chuckle. âDoesnât trust anyone. Tell you what. Iâll stop by and install it for you myself.â
âSorry, but no one comes in here when Iâm not home.â
The chuckle turned into laughter, a false âho-ho-ho.â âNo, baby brother, I meant while youâre home. I havenât seen you in months. I miss you, little buddy. And you havenât ever invited me over to see your new place. Whatâs it been? Two, three years?â
âIâm very busy right now, Pete. I donât really have time for a visit.â
âHey, hey, no problem. You need to relax, you know?â
âI know.â But not with you .
âListen, let me check