take them to church or to marketâsitting ducks for muggers. âPow!â Some hood comes up behind them, socks them on the head with a baseball bat, grabs their pocketbook, and runs. Well, Iâm sick of it. And Iâm tired of talking about it. Iâm going to do something about it!â
âWhat do you have in mind?â Fenimore asked cautiously.
âKarate.â Mrs. Doyle had become proficient in the martial arts while serving a stint in the Navy years ago.
âFor little old ladies?â
âCertainly. You just have to get them in shape. Teach âem the techniques. Theyâll be a match for anyone. They have plenty
of guts, but no training. Now, hereâs my plan. Iâm going to hold classes for about twenty-five, three nights a week. When I have one class trained, they can branch out and train other groups. You knowâthe pyramid effect. Pretty soon weâll have a networkâenough to cover the whole city. Iâve even thought of a name for my organization.â She was so caught up with her idea, she didnât notice that Fenimore had returned to reading his mail. âThe âRed Umbrella Brigade.â OrâRUB, for short,â she finished.
âUmbrellas?â His interest was rekindled by the idiocy of it. âYouâre going to defend yourselves against guns and knives and baseball batsâwith umbrellas?â
âOf course not. The umbrella is just a symbol. When each member of the class graduates, besides a diploma, she will be awarded a red umbrella. And whenever she goes outârain or shineâsheâll carry it with her. As the reputaion of RUB grows, the hoods will learn soon enough to steer clear of my graduatesâor anyone carrying a red umbrella.â
âSort of a âRed Badge of Courage,â eh?â He was half impressed. âWhere are you going to hold these classes?â He knew Mrs. Doyle had only a small apartment.
âWell, while you were in Seacrest, I went down into your cellar to see about the yard sale. And what a vast space you have down there, Doctor, once itâs all cleaned out. Itâs a pity to let it go to waste. It would be just right for a class of about twenty-five.â
âMrs. Doyle!â
âYes, Doctor?â
âYou plan to use my cellar as a karate training ground for a bunch of octogenarians?â
âWell â¦â
âNo.â
âNo?â
He went back to his mail.
Mrs. Doyle slid a pink message slip under his nose.
Call Mrs. Dunwoody (235-0539)
(Mugged at bus stop, 9 AM.)
âWhen did this come?â
âJust a few minutes ago.â
âWhy didnât you tell me?â He reached for the phone.
âItâs not an emergency. Sheâs just bruised and sore.â Mrs. Doyleâs expression was grim.
He dialed the Dunwoody number.
âI hear you had an unfortunate accidentââ
âEuphemisms,â sniffed his nurse.
âHow are you feeling?â Pause. âIâll be right over. Now donât leave your bed till I get there.â He hung up and began organizing the contents of his briefcase. (He had been forced to abandon his cherished doctorâs bag some years ago: too obvious a target for drugs.)
âUh ⦠about your cellar, Doctorâ?â Mrs. Doyle handed him the otoscope he was searching for.
He tucked it into his overflowing briefcase. As he zipped the briefcase shut, he said, âIf you and Horatio can empty the cellar, the ladies are welcome to it. Just see that theyâre out by midnight,â he added tersely.
CHAPTER 10
DECEMBER
D r. Fenimore always gave his full attention to whatever he was doing at the moment. While treating Mrs. Dunwoodyâs cuts and bruises, the Pancoasts were far from his mind. But as soon as he was satisfied that he had done all he could for his patient, his mind returned to Seacrest.
His two interviewsâone with Carrie and one
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