30-year mortgage
409 for $250,000 at 8%. Carrying costs, including local taxes but
410 not utilities, are about $3,500 a month. Daniel will want to
411 keep the house. I suppose that gives me some leverage?
412 Q. It may. Is there any other real estate?
413 A. My father and I own a house on Martha’s Vineyard,
414 on the water in Aquinnah. It was my mother’s house, and
415 she left it to us in a trust; the survivor gets it all. There’s a
416 special name for that. This creates problems for my father. Of
417 course, he doesn’t want me to predecease him, but his wife,
418 my stepmother, Cindy, would like to be able to use it and to
419 decorate it. The house is a wreck. Nothing’s been done to it
420 since 1920, except the bare minimum to keep it from falling
421 down, and the Vineyard in those days wasn’t what it is today.
422 It has no inside toilets, only an outhouse with a row of 4 WCs
423 off the back porch. And my father and I have to agree on any
424 changes because we own it together, and we can’t so we don’t.
425 [Pause] We don’t agree on much, except Jane.
426 Q. Do you know what it’s worth?
427 A. When my mother died in 1979, it was valued at $90,000.
428 It’s probably worth $3 million now. Maybe more. The land,
429 not the house. The site is spectacular.
430 Q. Do you use it? Does your father?
431 A. My father never goes up. He finds the toilet situation
432 unacceptable. Oh, and there are no showers, only bathtubs.
433 I go up at least once a year with Jane, who loves it. When
434 she was smaller, she thought the outhouses were great fun,
435 but now she’d like a proper inside toilet. I think she’s been
436 lobbying my father. My father wants to fix the whole place up,
437 make it an Edgartown kind of house. That or nothing.
438 I want inside toilets and a shower and a dishwasher and cable,
439 but I want to keep the house’s essential character. It’s all I
440 have left of my mother. Daniel went up once, never again. He
441 is hugely resentful that I haven’t put him on the deed. I keep
442 explaining that I can’t, but he refuses to understand, seeing it
443 as a deliberate act on my part. And he, too, hated the toilets.
444 I think in some ways men are more fastidious than women.
445 Q. Any other property?
446 A. The usual detritus of middle-class acquisitiveness. The
447 only things I think we’d argue over are a Persian rug, which
448 was a wedding present from my grandparents, an early Cindy
449 Sherman photograph, and a Jenny Holzer sign, “Abuse of
450 power comes as no surprise.” They’re the only things we’d
451 both want.
452 Q. Are you likely to inherit any money, property?
453 A. I suppose I’m likely to inherit money from my father
454 when he dies, if he dies, but I can’t count on it. For one thing,
455 I might easily predecease him. My mother died young, 46,
456 and so did her mother. For another, he’s only 68, and the
457 Meiklejohns live forever. He’s got a brother who’s 87 and
458 still sits on the federal bench. Both his parents died in their
459 90s. For a third, he’s controlling. And he’s always rewriting
460 his will. Ask his lawyer, Proctor, as in
The Crucible
. He’s a
461 member of your firm. I think he does a new one every three
462 months. He recently said he created a trust for Jane and me,
463 but he’s the trustee. What does that mean? He won’t tell me
464 anything else. This may change with the divorce. He doesn’t
465 like Daniel. He doesn’t exactly think he married me for my
466 money, but he doubts he would have married me without
467 it. But that could be said for my looks as well. Daniel likes
468 tall blondes with irregular features, bluestockings with trust
469 funds. Helen, his