head and shrugged.
âIâm sorry, Mr Maxwell,â said Vanessa, âyouâre from?â
âMyFries. I own MyFries. A thousand outlets feeding a million faces every day. Twenty-five different cut fries with twenty-five different sauces.â
Vanessa raised her eyebrows. MyFries was the fastest growing franchise in the world â a local success story. Caesar Maxwell was from Ipswich, not quite an hourâs drive west of Brisbane. Heâd left Ipswich ten years ago and now ran his empire from Las Vegas. She leant in towards the phone. âHow can we help you, Mr Maxwell?â
âYouâve heard the rubbish that fool Clara Whiting is spouting about a ban on fast-food ads?â
Vanessa quite liked the prime minister. âYes?â
âWell, Iâm not going to sit back and take it. And neither are the other companies that will be crippled by this insane move. So the burger boys and the fried chicken people and the rest of your fizzy drink mates are chucking money into the hat to fight it. I need to know that youâre in too.â
âBut ââ Vanessa tried to think quickly. âWhat are you going to do?â
âRun ads saying that the government policy is lunacy. That they need to build more, you know, bike paths and stuff. Itâs not our fault that kids are fat. Itâs all about freedom. This ban is un-Australian and weâre going to fight it. And you soft drink people are in the front line. Itâll take you down first. So you need to cough up â fast.â
Caesar Maxwellâs voice had deepened and become almost threatening. It was a few seconds before Vanessa could reply.
âAh, Mr Maxwell, Iâd need to know more before we committed to being a part of any campaign like that. What kind of ads? How much money would we need to contribute? Weâre a small company â we havenât got much of an advertising budget.â
âYeah, well, you might as well spend every cent you do have with us, otherwise youâll be out of business come January.â
âMr Maxwell? Iâm Liam Parfitt. I run the company with Vanessa.â
They could hear Caesar Maxwell huff, as if he realised heâd been wasting his time. âParfitt! Whereâs your old man, then? Heâs the one I should be talking to.â
Liam reeled as if heâd been hit. Vanessa put her hand on his. âMy father passed away last year,â he said flatly, âand I donât mean to be unhelpful, but Vanessaâs right. We need to know more about what you plan to do. The child health issue is real enough and even though weâre no supporters of this ban, I donât think ads slamming the government will do much to change things.â
âWell, Iâm not that interested in what you think, just in what you can contribute. Youâre a small fish in a big pond. That means youâll be the first to be chewed up. So you need to stick with the big guys if you want to have any chance of survival. Itâs that simple. Iâve set up a fighting fund and everyoneâs contributing. MyFries is putting in $12 million. We reckon you guys can kick in a mill.â
Liam and Vanessa burst out laughing.
âWhat? You think this is funny?â
âNo, Mr Maxwell, none of this is funny.â Vanessa tried to speak calmly. âBut I donât think you realise just how small our little company is. We might spend a million dollars on advertising over ten years!â
âThatâs ridiculous. I donât believe it. Everyone in the industry is talking about Parfittâs. That kind of profile doesnât come cheap.â
Vanessa stifled her laughter. âWell, thanks for the call, Mr Maxwell.â
âIâll send you the payment details. You donât want to be left out in the cold on this one, believe me.â Then he was gone.
âWell,â said Vanessa, âthat was . . .