drying.
Scratch the bathroom stop, Jack thought, not wanting to smell vomit on top of everything else today.
âYou feeling better, Officer, uhâ¦?â Jack asked. Heâd forgotten the rookieâs name.
The young man looked up with red-rimmed eyes and said, âKuhlenschmidt,â then returned to staring at the floor.
Kuhlenschmidt was a wreck. He had just seen his first murder victim, his first mutilated body, and had the bad luck of humiliating himself in front of the news media and his peers by soiling himself and screaming and crying hysterically. Eventually he would have to be interviewed and file a complete report as he was the one that had found the actual scene of the murder. But Jack could see that questioning him right this minute would be fruitless.
Not everyone is cut out to be a cop . He wanted to tell Kuhlenschmidt he should look at other career options, but instead he said, âLook, Officer Kuhlenschmidt, donât be so hard on yourself.â
The young cop looked up hopefully. âThis ever happen to you, Detective?â
âNo,â Jack said, and watched as the darkness crept back into that face. âBut I can tell you some whopper stories on your training officer when you get off probation.â
Kooky looked up and said, âIâm sorry I screwed up out there, Detective Murphy.â
Jack had to turn away from the tears welling up in the young manâs eyes. It had been a long time since Jack had seen his first ugly murder, and had become the hardened bastard he was today. It was a copâs lot in life to lose faith in humanity to the reality of evil.
âYou married?â Jack asked, changing the subject.
âNo. Got a girlfriend though.â
âGo home,â Jack said. âTake a shower. Have sex. Drink a beer or two. Have some more sex.â
Kuhlenschmidt looked up and grinned.
âDid I mention that you should have sex?â Jack said in a very serious tone, and Kuhlenschmidt chuckled.
âYeah, I get it, Detective Murphy. Thanks.â
âDo not get drunk,â Jack said sternly. âThatâs not the way to deal with this.â
âI understand,â he said, âbut what about Corporal Timmons? Iâm on shift until three.â
âIâve already taken care of it,â Jack lied.
Kuhlenschmidt picked up his shirt and started to get up.
âWait here,â Jack said. âIâll have someone take you home. You can come back to get your personal car later.â
Jack was about to leave when Kuhlenschmidt said, âThe deputy chief will never let me be a detective because of this, will he?â
Jack pulled out a chair and sat down beside the man. âLet me tell you a story about Double Dick.â
Kooky glanced up, and a grin spread across his face. âDouble Dick? Are you talking about the deputy chief, sir?â
âYeah,â Jack said, and told the young officer how Deputy Chief of Police Richard Dick had earned the nickname Double Dick. It wasnât because Dick was short for Richard, which would make his name Dick Dick. The name had come about because Dick had a reputation for screwing everyone over and fouling up every case he was involved with. He also briefly told the story of how Dick had screwed up the last robbery stakeout that Jack was on and the lawsuits that were still being settled because of it.
âSo youâre saying that when he shows up at a scene, everyone gets Dickâd, sir?â Kuhlenschmidt said with a crooked smile.
âYou got it, partner.â
Kuhlenschmidt smiled brighter at the word partner . Maybe Kooky isnât such a bad nickname, after all, he thought.
âGotta go pee, Kooky.â
Jack left the rookie in the conference room. He hoped the poor guy was in better shape, mentally at least, than he looked.
Jack walked into the garage and punched the numbers for the motor patrol shift lieutenant into his cell phone. He passed on