Misterâd pay him a little wage, Percy says. Itâd be pocket money for him, you could buy him something down the shop each week. Iâd keep an eye on him, make sure he was all right, and so would the other chaps. He canât come to no harm, so long as you wrap him up warm, and tâisnât as though it was hard work, just walking about, shouting and banging.â
âTo frighten the birds away?â said Kathie.
âYes.â
âDonât be daft, Tom. He wonât ever do that. He loves the birds, Spider does, like all the other animals. You remember how he started off when he was little, imitating the owl and the cuckoo. Then as soon as he learned to whistle, it was the lot of âem â blackbird, thrush, robin, chaffinch, woodpecker â he can do them all.â
âWell, he wonât be scaring them. Just the croaks, as he calls them, and the rooks and the jackdaws.â
âHeâll never do it,â Kathie said.âHeâll let them eat all the corn they want.â
The more Tom thought about this, the more he felt his wife might be right. And if Spider couldnât even do a simple job like crowstarving, Mister wouldnât bother about trying him at anything else, like helping at lambing for instance.
But then the next day an idea struck him as he was moving the hurdles to give the ewes a fresh bite of the turnips and kale, and that evening he said to his son,âSpider, howâd you like to work on the farm, like Dada does?â
âSheep?â said Spider.
âNo, looking after the corn. Misterâs growing a lot of corn now on the farm, wheat it is, to make bread to feed people on in the War, and Albie Stanhopeâs gone off to be a sojer, so Mister needs someone else to give a hand,â said Tom. Though the Lord alone knows how much of all that he understands, he thought.
Spider looked blank.
Nothing, thought Tom. Letâs try again. âSee here, Spider my son,â he said. âAfter the groundâs ploughed and worked down and all ready forsowing the corn, then along comes Frank Butt on the Fordson tractor and his brother Phil riding the seed-drill, and they puts the wheat in the ground. But then a whole lot of birds come along and start to eat up the wheat. Your jobâs going to be to frighten the birds away, you donât have to hurt them, just scare them.â
Spider frowned, looking unhappy. âSpider frighten birds?â he said.
âYes.â
âSparrows?â
âNo.â
âBirdblacks?â
âWell these birds are black but no, theyâre not the nice little birds weâve got in the garden. These are croaks.â
âCroaks bad?â said Spider.
Sorry, all you rooks and jackdaws and crows, said Tom to himself, Iâm going to blacken your names, and to Spider he said âYou remember that time when those boys pushed you over? In the cow-muck?â
âBad boys!â said Spider.
âYes. Well now, the croaks are bad birds, stealing Misterâs corn, and he wants you to scare âem off. Youâre going to be a kind of a sojer, like Albie. Heâs gone to fight the Germans and youâvegot to frighten the croaks, marching up and down, just like a sojer, and making a good old row, so that the bad croaks all fly away.â
Throughout this recital, Tom saw, the boy was becoming increasingly excited, hopping from one splay foot to the other and swinging his arms up and down. Now he cried loudly âSpider sojer?â
Tom nodded. âWhat dâyou think?â he said.
âGood un!â shouted Spider.
C HAPTER E IGHT
T he following Monday was to be Spiderâs first day at work. It was quite a cold morning, and Kathie had sent him off properly dressed against the weather. He wore an old army greatcoat that had belonged to Tom in his brief days of soldiering and was a good deal too big and long for his son. It reached down to