on.
âOh, itâs you,â Nadia said.
âYeah, itâs me.â
She slipped the chain off, quickly, pulled me in, and shut the door.
âI thought it was my fiancé,â she said.
âManboyâs not here yet?â
âManboy? No, heâs not here yet.â
âHe got on the elevator more than fifteen minutes ago.â
âHe didnât arrive,â she said. âOh my Godt.â
âMaybe he got lost. Does he know this was the right apartment after all?â
âI donât know. I havenât spoken to him. Oh my Godt.â
âDonât push the panic button,â I said. âMaybe this is a blessing in disguise. You know, a chance to think about things before you rush into something.â
âYou donât understand. We must get married.â
âWhy? Youâre not pregnant, right? You said you havenât had sex yet â¦â
âSwear you wonât tell anyone this,â she said.
âUh-huh.â
âMy people come from a country where marriages are arranged. My parents wanted me to marry someone I do not love. So I had to run away.â
âOh. Okay, but why do you also have to get married to another man? Marriage is a big step â¦â
âWhy? Donât be an idiot. Because Iâm in love,â she said.
âWhere are your people from?â I asked her.
âPlotzonia,â she said.
âPlotzonia?â
âThatâs what I call it,â she said.
âWhatâs it really called?â
âItâs better if you donât know,â she said.
I pressed her, but she wouldnât tell me the real name of the place. She said her family had moved back there from America a year or so before. It was apparently a pretty backward place with arranged marriages, lots of hostage-taking, no decent malls, bagels, or discos, and the whole country smelled as if dirty socks were burning all the time. Her parents were very controlling, and while in Plotzonia she spent most of her time in her room watching satellite TV with her cousins and chatting on the Internet. Sheâd met Tamayo on the Net.
Then, six months earlier, while on a shopping trip to New York with her âfamily chaperone,â sheâd ditched the chaperone and come to stay here at the Chelsea with Tamayo for a week. It was after that escapade, she said, that her family decided to marry her off sooner rather than later.
âYou understand now?â she said.
âI understand the part about choosing your own life. Getting married, though ⦠You seem awfully young to be getting married, if you donât mind me saying so.â
âI do mind. What difference does age make, when youâve met your soul mate?â she said.
âOh yeah, soul mates. Iâve had a couple dozen of those.â
âIf you knew him as I do â¦,â she said, and went into a paean to her man.
Youâd think this guy was God the Father, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost rolled up with Leonardo DiCaprio and Alan Greenspan from the way she talked, the way her eyelashes fluttered, her face glowed, and her breath kept catching in her throat. Clearly, this girl was in the grip of The Madness, that biologically induced hallucination designed to make young people mate, breed, and buy a lot of consumer goods to salve the misery of an early marriage. It was probably no good pointing this out to her. People in the grip of that madness canât see reason.
âHeâs The One,â she said, in summation, sitting down at the kitchen table.
âDoes he have a job? How will you live? Where will you live?â
âWhy do you need to know so much?â she snapped, and grew suspicious again.
âI donât. Whatever. Itâs your life. Blessings, et cetera. Iâm going to take a shower now and then crash if you donât mind.â
While I was showering, the phone rang. Nadia must have jumped on it because it