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Slimâs bronc ride, I had more or less forgotten what had started it: Winkie, with the barn door on his horns. I think the men had forgotten too, but that rumble of grunts sent all our heads snapping around.
Winkie had been standing behind us the whole time and hadnât made a peep or moved a hair, but nowâ¦gulpâ¦he began to stir. And all at once, in the back of my mind, I saw this flashing sign that said: â Maybe you shouldnât have barked .â
It appeared that Winkie had gotten tired of wearing the overhead door, and to get rid of it, he proceeded to give his head several powerful shakes. There is nothing subtle about a buffalo bull and everything he does has an exaggerated effect. Winkie had a big head that was connected to a huge muscular neck, and when he shook his head, he was also tossing around a six-foot-by-three-foot panel of sheet metalâI mean, like a cat shaking a mouse.
At that point, things happened in a blur. The sheet metal flew off Winkieâs horns and landed right in front of Socks, who had just recovered from his first nervous breakdown and went straight into his second. His eyeballs grew as big as pies, his ears went to the top of the flagpole, and fellers, he sold outâtore the reins out of Slimâs hand and bucked a straight line into the barn.
I had just gotten over that surprise when I noticedâ¦WINKIE WAS STARING AT MEâ¦and he was making those deep grunting noises again andâ¦yipes, shoveling up dirt with his front hooves.
Have you ever been stared at by a buffalo? There is nothing in those eyes that a dog wants to see. Weâre talking about cold black eyes that can freeze your gizzard.
In the spooky silence, Uncle Johnny whispered, âSlim, youâd better move away from the dog. I have an idea that Winkieâs fixing to come uncorked.â
Slim began backing away from me. The grunting sound in Winkieâs throat had turned into a rumble of thunder and I could hear his front hooves tearing the ground like a backhoe andâ¦
You know, at once I feltâ¦well, very exposed, and when a dog is seized by the impulse of fear, he naturally wants toâ¦well, seek the warmth and companionship of his human friends. Drawing my tail up between my legs, I began edging towardâ¦
âHank, get away from me!â
â¦the man I had loved and admired for so many years.
âMeathead, get back!â
You know, thereâs a very special bond between a cowboy and his dog. I mean, we guard his porch, ride in his pickup, sleep in his bed, drink out of his commode, share his sorrowsâ¦
âHank!â
Why was he backing away from me, and screeching? Hey, that buffalo had a BAD look in his eyes and I needed a friend and a place to hide, so I went to Full Flames on all engines and took refuge behindâ¦uhâ¦the legs of my friend.
Chapter Seven: Winkie Does Some Damage
O kay, letâs get something straight before we move into the dark and scary parts of this story. If Iâd had time to think about the situation, I wouldnât have taken refuge behind Slimâs legs.
In the first place, he had skinny legs that offered about as much protection as a pair of toothpicks. If youâre running from a buffalo, take refuge behind something made of concrete and rebar, not the bird-legs of a cowboy.
In the second place, I never dreamed that Slim wouldâ¦well, trip over me and fall to the ground. Honest. It never entered my mind, and when he hit the ground, I felt terrible about itâso bad that I forgot about everything else and rushed to administer Healing Licks to hisâ¦
âGet away from me!â
Why was he pushing me away? And screaming? Gee, had all our years together come down to this? I was crushed. Hey, Iâd invested my whole life in this guy and it just about broke my heart when heâ¦
Huh?
The earth beneath my feet seemed to be trembling. I cocked one ear and heardâ¦that was odd. Did