breakfast.
âI think heâs interested,â Tessa said.
âBut not enthusiastic,â said Mrs. Hedges.
âMaybe we should try stale taco chips,â I said. âThe zookeeper called them a cockroach favorite.â
âOnly not the spicy ones,â Tessa reminded me. âThose give him a tummyache.â
We watched James Madison consider his breakfast for a few moments more. Then Tessa and I put on our sneakers and Mrs. Hedges finished with the sheets.
âFeeding the cockroach was probably the highlight of my day,â she said, picking up the laundry basket. âNow, if youâll excuse me, I have an endless number of beds to change.â
As soon as she was gone, Tessa turned to me. âGot your notebook, Cammie?â
âUh, not yet,â I said. âThereâs something I have to tell you.â
âOka-a-ay . . . ,â said Tessa. âWhat?â
Now what? The something was something I couldnât say in front of James Madison, but Tessa didnât know that. She frowned, tapped her foot and checked her Barbie watch.
Then I had an idea. âTessa, remember how the zookeeper told us that in Madagascar cockroaches always live near waterfalls?â
âNope,â Tessa said unhelpfully.
âWell, dear sister, that is exactly what the zookeeper told us. So now, how about if we put James Madisonâs tank in the bathroom where he can listen to the sound of running water and feel at home?â
I could see from Tessaâs face that she wanted to say I was crazy, but then, all of a sudden, she caught on. âOh! Why, Cameron,â she said in her most normal possible voice, âwhat an excellent idea!â
Together, we picked up the tank, carried it to the bathroom, turned the water on, walked out and closed the door.
âThat was good thinking,â Tessa said. âOnly we canât do it for very long, because it wastes water.â
âI know, but this is an emergency. From now on, we need to keep James Madison with us all the time.â
Tessa made a face. âAll the time?â
âLook what just happened with Mrs. Hedges,â I said. âShe talks to herself when sheâs cleaning. What if she gives away a secret and endangers the UnitedStates of America? Or what about this? The spy could sneak in again and let James Madison loose to snoop other placesâlike in one of Momâs meetings.â
Tessa looked alarmed. âUh-oh. But how do we carry him with us?â
âIn that little plastic box the zoo gave us, remember? Itâs in my desk drawer.â
The clear plastic box was a disk about half an inch high and three inches in diameter. After we returned James Madisonâs tank to its table, Tessa took him out and packed him inside with a leaf and a strip of banana peel. It was a tight squeeze, but the keeper had said cockroaches in the wild live mostly in holes, so to a cockroach, squished just feels cozy.
Tessa snapped the box shut and said, âThere you are, James Madison. Your own personal mobile home.â
âAnd now weâre going on a field trip,â I said. âYouâre really going to like the weather outside. Itâs hot, just like your native Madagascar.â
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
I changed into cargo shorts so Iâd have a pocket for James Madisonâs mobile home, thenâalong with Tessaâwent downstairs to meet Mr. Bryant and Hooligan under the awning outside the Diplomatic Reception Room. Itâs on the ground floor and our most usual way in and out of the White House.
âWhatâs Mr. Amaro doing out here again?â Tessa asked Mr. Bryant as we walked.
âPicking tomatoes,â Mr. Bryant said. âThe idea is to encourage people to grow vegetables as well as eat them. The ladies and gentlemen of the Fourth Estate are going to snap some pictures of him and his harvest.â
âFourth Estate means news guys,â I