thinking and pushed the light firmly into placeâbut still, he didnât want this guy sitting in the car. He didnât know him, didnât know anything about him.
âClearly youâre traveling. I noticed all the gear packed on the back luggage rack. Would you be going east or west?â Waylon asked.
âWest,â Terry answered promptly, then shook his head. âI mean Iâm not sure.â
I mean
, he thought,
itâs none of your business,
but he didnât say it.
âMe, too. All the way to where the blue part starts. Itâs a long way to run alone, isnât it?â
Terry shook his head. âNo, I donât mind. I do it all the time. . . .â
âOf course, of course. Still, a man gets lonely on such a long trip. And then, too, thereâs the expense. Gas, oil, breakdowns. Then thereâs the intellectual tedium.â
Breakdowns,
Terry thought. The possibility hadnât occurred to him. He had almost twelve hundred dollars left and it seemed like a lot of money. Still, if this man was willing to pay his wayâhe shook his head. He didnât know the guy.
Some weirdo gets in the car spouting Shakespeare and the next thing you know he kills you and chops you up and puts you in garbage sacks and mails the pieces to South America.
âIntellectual tedium?â
Waylon nodded. âItâll cause brain damage. Thatâs what happened back in the fifties and then again all through the eighties. Tedium that led to brain damage. The whole damn world. You donât want that to happen to you, not driving across the country. You donât want to turn into something from the fifties or eightiesâa lopped-out, intellectually dead piece of Republican manureâdo you?â
âNo.â Terry shook his head, then shrugged. âI mean, I donât know. I guess not.â
âExactly. And I can keep that from happening.â
âYou can?â
âAbsolutely. Iâve done it before. Many times.â
âHow?â
âItâs complicated. Thereâs music, and verse, and books, and just pointing at things. How old are you?â
Terry almost told him the truth, then caught himself and lied. âEighteen.â
Waylon studied him in the soft light, then nodded slowly. âI thought soâin fact I actually thought you might be nineteen.â
âYou did?â Terry asked hopefully.
âNo. Iâm lying there. You have to look for the liesâIâll be throwing them in from time to time. It helps to break the tedium. But you look older than your age, anyway. When I was your age I was on the road, except I didnât have a car. I thumbed it and rode some trains, worked here and there. Back in the early sixties . . .â
Terry frowned. âThat was a long time ago.â
âWas it?â Waylon smiled. âIt seems like just last week sometimes.â He lifted the plastic. âLook, the rain is stopping.â
Terry lifted the plastic and peeked out into the darkness. A breath of warm, soft summer air hit his face and he pushed the plastic farther back. It had indeed stopped raining. A quick summer storm.
âShall we go?â Waylon peeled his side of the plastic back all the way, pushing droplets of water down the side of the car onto the ground. He reached out and got his pack, held it in his lap.
And Terry thought of all the things he should say but didnât; thought of telling the man, Waylon, to get out, thought of telling Waylon that he wasnât really taking a trip but that his parents were waiting at home, but none of it came out.
âRight,â he said. âWest it is . . .â
The Cat was already running. He caught first, moved off the shoulder, crossed a small road, and caught second and third as the Cat nosed up the highway entrance back onto I-40.
Waylon shook the rest of the plastic off, folded it neatly, and put it down in the
Walt Browning, Angery American