her life with so many obligations and commitments that sheâll wake up one morning in Chappaqua with one child in a bassinet and a second on the way. It is love approached with the outlook of a biochemist or an economics professor, of a man who approaches her ambivalence as a problem to be solved. How long will she be able to resist? It isnât only about the money, of course, about his multimillion dollar inheritance and her lapsed health insurance. If that were the case, it would all be too easy. But the fact of the matter is that she loves Colby Parker, maybe sheâs even in love with Colby Parker, and the prospect of Wednesdays without French toast and marriage proposals and prickly pear cacti would shatter her heart. If only there were no breaking point. If only their arrangementâor rather, their multiple arrangements, for Colby knows that she gets her toes wet now and then, but he knows absolutely nothing about Jackâcould continue indefinitely.
âYou shouldnât have spent the money ahead of time like that,â she says. âIt makes me uncomfortable.â
âIt wasnât that much money,â he answers, crestfallen. âBesides, what else am I supposed to do with it? You canât take it with you, right?â
âThere are other things to do with it,â she snaps. âThink about it.â
âJesus,â says Colby. âI was trying to be nice. Iâm sure any other woman in the world would be flatteredâoverjoyedâto take a trip to Tuscany with me. In fact, if you donât want to go, if youâre so dead-set against it, Iâll send that couple over there. They look like they could use a vacation.â
Colby waves the tickets in the air, signaling for the waiter. Starshine reaches for his arm, tugs at his sleeve from across the tabletop. Her water glass totters on the edge of the Formica and thenshatters in the aisle. The couple along the far wall glance toward them and quickly returns to their own purgatory. âGoddamnit,â cries Colby, stooping to dry the corner of his penny loafer with a napkin, the thought of sending their fellow diners to Europe now far from his thoughts.
They order, eat. Colby carries the conversation, avoiding all references to Italy and marriage, trying to earn back his lost ground. Starshine picks at the condiments around her whitefish salad, shreds the lettuce into infinitesimal strands. She can picture Colby at this fatherâs office later that afternoon, making the most of his sinecure, memorizing Walt Whitmanâs âBrooklyn Bridgeâ to impress her. She can also picture him laid out in a crypt at Woodlawn, surrounded by gold bars and photographs of Starshine Hart, like some modern-day Egyptian pharaoh determined to take it all with him. This last bit strikes her as uproariously entertaining. She is rippling with laughter by the time their dishes are cleared, and Colby, thinking that hindsight has transformed their spat into a comic memory, leaves an exorbitant tip. They both exit the Unicorn in good cheer.
âIâll call you during the afternoon,â says Colby.
âIâm going out to Staten Island to visit Aunt Agatha. Weâll talk tomorrow.â
âAnd weâre on for Friday night?â
âLast time I checked.â
âThen Friday night it is,â he says. âSend my best to your aunt.â
Colby is a favorite of Aunt Agathaâs, although the pair have only met once. The old woman frequently reminds her niece that there is no crime in loving a wealthy manâa man who can take care of you in your old age, with private attendants, so you donât get railroaded off to a nursing home. And Colby, of course, believes that Agathaâs opinion might sway Starshineâs, as though marriage were a matter of familial consensusâwhich, of course, it is not.
âNo problem,â answers Starshine. On the tip of her tongue are the words, Why