Johnny got out a bunch of medical books and laughed his head off at the gory pictures. I sat next to Bobâs girl friend and talked a blue streak. I talk a lot anyway. I think I talked a lot about Jamie, but she didnât pay much attention to me. She never took her eyes off Charlie, who laughed and told funny stories and got out his guitar and made up dirty songs (he really could sing) and met people at the door and waved good-bye and passed the drinks around one more time. Charlie was an extremely likeable person.
âCharlie,â I said to him seriously, trying to get my eyes focused, âthere are people who go places, and people who stay, and I think youâre going.â
âIâve been going all my life, cowboy,â he grinned at me. âAnd I love it.â
I thought that was nice, and wondered how I was going to like staying.
Johnny laid down on the floor and flapped his arms like he was swimming. It made perfect sense at the time and I thought about joining him.
Charlie was trying to get us to stay all night.
âIâll call Cole and tell him youâve got car trouble.â
âI am fine,â Bob told him, âI am perfectly fine. I have never had a driving accent, accent ⦠I mean wreck. Come on, Jonathan.â
Bob drunk and trying to act dignified set me and Johnny off on hysterics. But after all he was the driver and therefore boss, so I tried to pull Johnny up on his feet and ended up rolling around on the floor with him. Charlie finally got us standing upright.
âBobby, you sure you can drive, kid?â
âCertainly.â
Bobâs girl friend belted down her fourth or fifth drink, got up, and said âGod, youâre gorgeous!â to Charlie. It was the first thing sheâd said since we got there. Charlie kissed her on the forehead, hugged Johnny and Bob one more time, shook hands with me, and made sure we didnât fall down the stairs on top of some more people who were coming up.
âVisiting him is like getting hit by a tornado,â Johnny mumbled. Both of us wanted to lay down in the back seat, and we got into a shoving match over it. We finally ended up flopped together like puppies in a litter.
The next thing I knew I was home, puking off the front steps into the bushes.
âMace,â I gasped, for some reason sure he was there with me, even though I didnât remember seeing him, âI think Iâm sick.â
âI think youâre drunk.â Sure enough, his voice was right there next to me in the dark.
âRobert was drunk, and Johnny was drunk, so I imagine youâre drunk, too, seeing how you donât have any tendencies toward car sickness.â
Mace pulled me back up before I did a headlong flip over the porch railing.
âAre you mad?â
âOh, no, Iâm thrilled to death. Now get to bed.â
On the way there I could tell I was going to throw up again. I detoured into the john, but ended up puking in the tub instead. It was easy to see what kind of junk Iâd been eating at the Fair, and it made me sicker. I thought my insides were going to come up. I broke out in a cold sweat all over. Even the inside of my mouth was sweating. Mason handed me a towel and kept me from falling down when I tried to stand up again. When I made it to bed, I curled up and shivered like I was freezing, but I was really hot. The whole room was turning around and around and there were minutes when Iâd think I was still on some ride at the Fair, even to hearing the music and noises. Iâd heard of people passing out from drinking too much, and figured maybe I would, too, but I think I went to sleep first
âTex, wake up. Come on, itâs okay, you can wake up.â
Slowly the room took shape around me. It was still dark. I was at the front door, hanging on to the doorknob. Moonlight was shining in the windows, making the bare floor boards gleam like water.
âAm I asleep or