grab a bag of cheese popcorn. Not too surprisingly, the cop wonât mind his own business.
âWhat are you kids up to tonight?â
The dude Iâve grabbed glances at me, and I can see the wheels spinning in his head. Please donât give me away, I think, hoping beyond hope that he plays along. Then I feel his hand give mine a little squeeze.
âNot much,â he says to the cop. âJust buying some chips. Weâre probably going to just lay low tonight and watch a movie.â He turns to me. âSo what do you think?â he asks. âDoritos?â
It goes against everything I believe in, but I canât afford to get caught, so I force myself to speak in a sickening baby-doll voice. Anything to avoid sounding like a girl who paints graffiti. âMy favorite!â I say. âYou know that.â To top it off, I giggle and give him a little bump with my hip.
We both try to ignore the cop, but he just stands there, looking at us. âSo you guys arenât heading to the prom?â
âNope,â I say, remembering to stick with the girly voice. âIâm in, like, a huge fight with my friend Tiffany, and I canât be in the same room with her, so we, like, decided to skip it, but sheâs totally going anyway, probably just to spite me. I mean, I donât understand why some people have to be such bitches, right?â
The copâs eyes start to glaze over. âYeah, sure, whatever,â he says. âListen, did you guys happen to see a girl running past the store a few minutes ago?â
âWhat did she look like?â asks my fake boyfriend.
âShe had a dark hoodie on and some kind of knitted hat,â the cop says. He looks me up and down. âShe was pretty much exactly your size.â
âWow,â I say. âA five-foot-five teenage girl. Canât be too many of those around.â He gives me a dirty look, so I giggle again and roll my eyes for good measure.
âYeah, anyway, you kids stay out of trouble.â He looks like he wants to say something else, but instead he does a slow circuit around the store before finally leaving. As the door jingles behind him, I let out a deep breath.
Fake boyfriend looks at me with a curious, slightly amused expression. I can tell from the way that heâs dressedâballcap and a Nike T-shirtâthat heâs a bit of a jock, which means that he and I probably have nothing in common. Heâs cute, though, even if heâs not my type. He has short, dirty-blond hair and brown eyes. One of his front teeth twists slightly in front of the other one, which makes his otherwise conventionally handsome face kind of interesting.
I smile at him. âThanks a million.â
âHey, no problem. Ummmâ¦â He glances down, and I realize I still have his hand in a death grip. I drop it and laugh.
âSorry. I guess I was a bit stressed-out.â
âNo worries. So should I call my lawyer? Am I an accessory to murder or anything like that?â
âI promise you it isnât that serious.â We both stand there for a moment, smiling. I feel incredibly stupid. âWell, thanks again for your help,â I tell him. âEnjoy your chips.â
At the front of the store, I stop and look out the window. The cop is still sitting in his car, sipping on coffee. Shit . I turn around before he notices me and pretend to stare intently at a rack of magazines.
After a minute, fake boyfriend walks to the counter and pays for his chips. He gets to the door and stops when he sees the cruiser.
âHey,â he says, loud enough for me to realize that heâs talking to me. âYou coming?â
I pause. The last thing I want is to be around people, but I know that if I walk out of the store by myself, the cop will definitely start hassling me, and I canât afford another run-in. Not tonight.
âYeah,â I say.
He hands me the chips, and I follow him past