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That stopped me in my tracks. I loved my shoes, but come on. Priorities. I was about to say something when another of Grizâs stormballs smashed through Verteâs shield, causing part of the ceiling to collapse.
Right. Priorities. Escape now. Questions later.
From the hallway, I heard Griz scream, âIâll get you, my princess. And your little fur ball too.â
âRule #74: When escaping into the wilderness, be sure to pack your magical bag with clean undergarments. And bread crumbs.â
â Definitive Fairy-Tale Survival Guide, Volume 3: Enchanted Forests
6
Thereâs No Place Like Home
After running to my room, the servant girl dove under my bed and grabbed a wicker basket in the name of packing provisions.
âHow do you know about my snacks?â The stash was supposed to be a secret. It was stuffed âround the clock with my favorite treatsâyou never knew when you might want some midnight cake.
She stopped her frantic pace a split second to roll her eyes at me. âJust how do you think that basket gets stocked? Magic?â With a disgusted huff, she opened the lid. âHalf-full, even though I stocked it this morning. Itâll have to do.â
The click in my brain was almost audible. Rexiâ¦the kitchen girl. âWerenât you just a frog?â
âYeah, well, thanks to you and your friends, itâs been a busy night.â Her point was emphasized by the continued crashing from the ballroom. She sighed and started to leave.
âWhere are you going?â I made a move to follow her.
She scoffed audibly and looked me up and down. âYou think you can run in that dress? Youâd get caught before we made it ten trollâs lengths. Iâm going to swipe that green wenchâs Dust Devil.â
Last year, Verte had upgraded her old broomstick for the state-of-the-art vacuum. All her friends at Swampy Acres Home for Retired Witches had one.
âYou have exactly three minutes to pack whatever you can carry. Then Iâm leaving.â Rexi shook her head slightly, expression tight. âIâm not going to die so you can stuff a few extra jewels down your corset.â
âThat would be a dumb place to putâ¦â Rexi couldnât hear me; she was already halfway down the hallâa prime example of why I donât like to hang out with other people.
âDoesnât she know thatâs what purses are for?â I muttered to myself and grabbed my enchanted handbag. Best accessory everâthe size of a book on the outside with the space of a small storage unit on the inside.
I stood looking around my room for a moment. What should I take? Iâd never stayed at a friendâs for a sleepover, never been on vacation. Iâd only seen the outside world through magic mirrors.
The battle for the ballroom raged on. There was more banging and the sound of things breaking and cracking. At this rate, the whole castle would be glittering rubble in a matter of minutes. A noise came from the closet floor. It was a cross between a growl, a whine, and a purr. At first glance, nobody was thereâuntil I looked down, ankle level, and saw what looked like a mini-lion hiding from the witchâin my wardrobe. I couldnât know for sure what he was trying to say, but I had a decent idea.
âThe answer is no. Youâre not coming with us. Go find your own parents.â
The word parents ended with a sharp stab to the chest. I told myself they werenât gone. They were just missing. Missing I could deal with. Missing could be found.
More crashing from downstairs. Closer this time.
âLook,â I said, bending down nose-to-muzzle with Kato. âDonât give me those puppy eyes. You are not a dog. I donât know what you are, but if youâre not gone by the time I come back, Iâll take you to the window and see if those wings are just for show.â
Even at the size of a bread box, Kato