Nellie, with him.
âHorace!â Maxwell and Bernard both said at once.
âWhat a dismal little village,â Nellie remarked, looking around her. âI am told there is no hotel.â
âOnly a few rooms above the saloon,â Bernard said. âBut I was just informed there is a boardinghouse on a side street.â
âWe anticipated few accommodations,â Aaron Steele said, walking up to the group, his wife, Ethel, by his side. âWhich is why we endeavored to have our wagons equipped as lavishly as was humanly possible.â
âIs there a place to bathe in this depressing mud hole?â Ethel inquired.
âA bathhouse behind the barbershop,â Bernard told her. âItâs primitive, but functional. You must bring your own soap, however.â
âAre those two fellows going to shoot one another?â Aaron asked, staring at Frank and the challenger.
âI rather believe the moment has passed,â Bernard said. âFrom here, it seems Frank Morgan is unwilling to draw his pistol.â
âWell, poo!â Ethel said. âI wanted to see a Wild West shoot-out.â
âOh, you will, my dear,â her husband assured her. âBefore this is over, weâll see several, Iâm sure.â
Frankâs challenger lost his grit. His shoulders sagged and he took several deep breaths. âAll right, Drifter,â he said. âYou win this round. But theyâs gonna be another day.â
âThere usually is,â Frank said. âBut like the Indians say: Any day is a good day to die.â
The stranger turned and walked away. Frank stepped off the boardwalk and into the light drizzle that continued to fall. The sky had cleared a bit that morning; now clouds were once more rolling in and the drizzle would be only a precursor to more heavy rain.
Frank walked over to the growing crowd of Easterners and stopped in front of Maxwell Crawford. He stood for a moment, staring at the rich Yankee. âYou one of the men who put up money to hunt me?â
âThere are several rifles trained on you right now, Morgan,â Maxwell said. âAccost me and youâre dead in the street.â
âToo damn yellow to do your own fighting, are you?â
âIâll have you know Iâm quite a good boxer, Morgan. I daresay youâre never fought with your fists, so if I were you, Iâd not push too hard.â
Frank stared at the man for a moment, then began laughing. The more he laughed, the madder Maxwell Crawford became.
âHere now, you dolt!â Maxwell demanded. âStop that!â
Frank took off his hat and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand, his laughter gradually fading to a chuckle. âI needed that, Tough Man,â Frank said. âThanks for brightening my day.â
âNeeded that?â Maxwell almost shouted the words. âWhat do you mean by that, you . . . you . . . misbegotten cretin?â
âA good laugh, thatâs what I mean. Thanks for that.â
âYou were laughing at me?â Maxwell said, his face deepening with a flush. âThat âTough Manâ remark was fraught with sarcasm. I demand an apology!â
Frank looked at the man, then quietly told him where he could stick his demand . . . sideways and with great force.
âOh, my stars and garters!â Wilma said, putting a hand to her forehead. âHow crude!â
Several locals who were standing on the boardwalk began laughing.
âStop that!â Bernard shouted, whirling around. âVulgarity is not in the least amusing.â
âI should thrash you!â Maxwell shouted at Frank.
âIn your dreams, Cream Puff,â Frank told him.
âCream Puff?â Maxwell yelled. âCream Puff! That does it. Prepare to defend yourself, you ignorant oaf!â
âIâll be your second,â Bernard offered.
âThatâs fair,â Horace Vanderhoot said. âAfter all,