practiceâwe all should practice our smiles from time to timeâbut Mimiâs smile is a curiously intimate smile, a communicative smile, a smile that seems to have words in it. When Mimi smiles at you, her smile seems to take all of you in, saying, in the process, that you have never looked better, healthier, prouder, more sure of who you are and where you came from; that you, this perfect new you, impeccably put together as you have always wanted to see yourself, are the only person living in the world whom Mimi has ever wanted to see or talk to. Naturally, there is also a reverse effect. When Mimi turns this smile away from you, as she must, you feel that you have been left floating in some limbo, without a friend left in the world. The patroness of that smile has fallen in love with someone else.
âAunt Nonie,â Mimi says, âI want you to meet our special guests of honor, Sherrill Shearson and Dirk Gordon. Iâll tell you why theyâre going to be so special to us as soon as everybodyâs here.⦠Oh, and hereâs Jim Greenway, whoâs also special. Jimâs going to write about us in Fortune magazine and so, of course, youâre all under strictest orders to say nothing but the nicest things about us. Mr. Greenway isnât interested in family skeletons.â
âNot true. I like family skeletons,â Jim Greenway says.
âAh,â Mimi says with a look of mock disappointment. âThen youâre in for a letdown, Iâm afraid. This family doesnât have any skeletons.â
âOh, but we do! We do! â cries Granny Flo in her piping voice.
âWell,â Mimi says with that rich and easy laugh of hers, âif anyone knows which closets theyâre hiding in â¦â Turning from Greenway, she says, âAnd you must be Mr. Williams, Aunt Nonieâs friend.â
âBusiness associate,â he says.
âHow exciting! Later, you must tell us all about it.â
Felix moves among the guests, taking drink orders, and a maid in a black uniform appears with a tray of canapés.
âWhatâs that? â Sherrill whispers to Dirk.
âIt appears to be artichoke bottoms stuffed with caviar.â
âOoh, caviar! â She helps herself to one and takes a tentative bite. âOooh, itâs salty .â
âYes, I rather expect it would be.â
Speaking to whomever might happen to be within earshot, and gazing straight ahead of her with dead, dull eyes, Granny Flo says, âMy daughterâs real name is Naomi, after Naomi in the Bible, but everybody has always called her Nonie. When she was a little girl, she was such a stubborn little thing, and I was always saying to her, âNo, Naomi, no, no, no, no, no .â And after a while, before she did anything, sheâd look at me and say, âMay I do that, Mama, or is that a nonie?â And Iâd say, âNo, thatâs not a nonie,â or, âYes, thatâs a nonie,â whichever thing it was she wanted to do, and thatâs when I decided to call her Nonie. My husband, Adolph Myerson, used to say I was good at naming things. My newest daughter is only two years old. Her name is Itty-Bitty. Thatâs right, Iâm eighty-nine, and I have a daughter whoâs just two years old! Sheâs my little Yorkie, and sheâs as itty-bitty as they come. She weighs just two and a half pounds. She follows me around, wherever I go, and because Iâve lost my eyesight I have to be careful not to step on her, but she seems to understand because she stays just behind me, making little sounds for me to tell me where she isâ whiff-whiff-whiff . I thought of naming her Whiffy, but I didnât. I named her Itty-Bitty. I used to live in a big place, but now I live in a hotel. Itty-Bitty is the only dog whoâs allowed to live at the Carlyle. Now my friend, poor Mrs. Perlman, on the other hand.â¦â
âMother, do shut up!