home. It works as a home because so much of what it contains has a story like that of the Sèvres vase. Cole Porter, Noël Coward, and Richard Rodgers have all played that Bösendorfer piano in the living room, and when, in the middle of a particularly spirited arpeggio, Sir Noël managed to fracture the ivory of the highest C, Mimi refused to let him worry about the split key. âIt will always remind us,â she told him, âthat we had the fun of listening to you play in this room.â And when Andy Warholâs cigarette rolled out of an ashtray and burned a hole in a faux marbre tabletop, and he offered to have the top refinished for her, Mimi said, âNever! Thatâs a Warhol burn.â
And the apartment works as a showcase on nights like tonight when, dressed for a party, filled with off-season flowers, lit with recessed lighting behind cornices and within bookcases, glowing with candles that have been artfully placed to catch the return gleam of mirrors, the whole apartment, room after room, full of shimmer and shadows, seems to float on some powder-puff cloud high above the Central Park lake, a theatrical artifice on invisible wires.
And of course, as a final touch of theatre, there is Mimiâs plan to surprise her familyâand fellow stockholdersâby introducing them not only to her new scent but also to the pretty young models, her stars, who will sell her product, and so the evening will have something of the quality of a backersâ audition. This in itself of course is a gamble, which is where we started off describing Mimi. This tactic may fall flat on its face. The young woman seems dull-witted, and the young man seems like a snot. But we shall see.
âIs that a real oil painting?â Sherrill Shearson asks.
âYes. Thatâs my grandfather, Adolph Myerson, who started the company.â
âHe looks ⦠ooh, sort of mean!â
âHe does look a little, well, dour , doesnât he? But he took this business very seriously. I was always terrified of him. I just canât take the business quite that seriously. To me, itâs a business thatâs all about fantasiesâhopes, wishes, dreams. Dreams of looking better, younger, healthier, happier, richerâand perhaps even feeling better about yourself if you can dream that you look that way. Wouldnât you agree?â
âWell, I never really thought about it all that much, actually,â the girl says. And then, âHey, isnât that painting kind of ⦠lopsided?â
âYou mean the subject doesnât occupy the center of the frame. Yes, and thereâs a story behind that which I donât have time to go into now.â
Now Mimi must mingle with her other guests, and she moves away.
âI didnât appreciate that crack about Mexican restaurants,â the girl says. âIf this is supposed to be polite society, I call that effing rude.â
âYouâre about to lose an earring, love,â the young man says. âNo, the other one.â
âAll the books here are the same color . How do you tell which book is which?â
âBy reading the titles , love. You can read, canât you?â
âAsshole.â
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As her other guests arrive, Mimi greets them one by one at the library door and leads them to be introduced to the Mireille Couple, who stand in front of the mirrored bookcases in an impromptu receiving line, rather like a bride and groom, smiling, now, their soon-to-be-famously-seductive Mireille smiles. No one would ever believe that the word asshole had been spat moments earlier from Sherrillâs carefully parted lips. These, of course, are tutored smiles, carefully practiced in front of mirrors and Polaroid cameras, improved upon by dentists and modeling coaches. A word should be inserted here about Mimiâs own smile, which is quite different. It, too, has evolved as a result of a certain amount of