hammering and shouting and singing: and flapping noises like sails in the wind. Of course it was the tent. We must have arrived at the next stop of the circus.
Perhaps they would have my name in lights (Diddy was always wanting his name in lights, but I canât imagine D-I-D-D-Y looking very good all lit up). But I could just see
SEBASTIAN THE WONDER BEAR
Roll up! Roll up! See the most fantastic bear in all the world! Fantastic at what, though? I would have to think of what I could do best. Walking the tight-rope, perhaps. Or diving off a hundred-foot high pole into a dish with a wet sponge in it. Or jumping through a blazing hoop. Or being fired from a cannon.
SEBASTIAN THE HUMAN CANNONBALL!
Although I suppose I couldnât very well be a human cannonball. I might even fly up to the moon and have to live for ever on green cheese. What could I be in the circus?
âA clown,â said Sandro, looking in through the window. âI think you would be a good clown.â
âNo, no. The trapeze for him. SEBASTIAN THE FLYING BEAR,â said Alberto, coming in and grabbing a bread roll. Soon all the brothers had squeezed into the little caravan, all talking at the same time and pushing and jostling for the jam and more cups of coffee.
âThe mayor is coming to the performance tonight,â said Luigi. âWe have to put on a good show. How is Ludo?â
âStill on bread and milk,â said Vittorio sadly. âAnd the moths have been at his coat again.â
Luigi shook his head. âWe must have something different,â he said. âEvery year we bring back the same lion, same chimp, same seal.â
âSnoopy we donât have any more,â said Alberto. âLast week he followed a little girl home, and when he found she had a swimming pool in her garden, he wouldnât come away.â
âWell, he could never balance a ball on the end of his nose anyway,â said Luigi. âBesides, he always ate enough fish for two seals.â
Sandro picked me up and put me down in the middle of the table among the crumbs and coffee cups.
âHere is something much different from seals or moth-eaten lions,â he said. âHere is the only stuffed bear in captivity.â
Luigi was not impressed. âNo, Sandro. He is only - well - only a toy.â
Only a toy! What a thing to say about a stuffed bear! Didnât he know that stuffed bears could think? And add things up, and do long division too if necessary.
âListen. Youâve heard of stuffed tigers and stuffed lions, no? Even stuffed elephants. Well, what were they doing before they were stuffed?â Iâd never thought of that. âThey were real tigers and elephants, of course,â went on
Sandro, thumping the table with a bread roll. âSo we put Sebastian in a cage and we say The only What-ever-it-is to be seen by mortal eyes.â
âWhatâs a What-ever-it-is?â asked Vittorio, becoming interested.
âNothing, of course. Itâs whatever we think it is. Whatever people will believe it is.â
Ugo slapped Luigi on the back. âI got it. He can be an abdominal snowman. A Yeti. Those hairy things like bears that live in the Himalayan mountains in India, and leave big footprints and carry people off at dead of night.â
âAbominable snowman, you mean,â corrected Luigi. âBut thatâs ridiculous. The Yetis are enormous. At least everybody says they must be at least eight feet tall.â
What a pity. I liked the idea of being a Yeti.
âHe can still be a Yeti,â said Sandro triumphantly. âHe can be a baby Yeti!â
All the brothers looked in admiration at Sandro.
âRight,â said Luigi in a businesslike way. âUgo, you can make the cage. Sandro, you do his make-up. Aldo, you paint a signboard for him - and Vittorio, you can be his keeper.â
He clapped his hands smartly and everybody leapt up to go about their various