going to do? Sparkle fingers me to death?â Ollie says.
More laughing.
âItâs
spirit
fingers,â says Sean.
That doesnât really help our masculine image. Jai incorporates spirit fingers into his dance.
Ethan flicks a look at him and then back at his main competition, Ollie. âYour little buddy seems to like that dance. Girl parts suit him.â
Itâs wall-to-wall testosterone. Weâre glowering at them. Theyâre practically forming a pack, or a scrum, or whatever it is that football players do, behind Ollie when Patrick enters.
âWhatâs the issue?â he asks Ethan.
âWhat? Apart from football getting all the funding and all the press? They wouldnât know real work if it smacked them in the face,â Ethan answers.
âMate, two minutes on a footy field and youâd be dead,â Ollie counters.
âYeah? Try dancing
Onegin
,â Ethan fires back.
âTry dancing with a broken jaw.â
Patrick isnât standing for it. âThese guys are our guests for the week â thatâs not going to change. I donât know how youâre all going to find a way to sort this out. But you will.â
Ethan and Ollie come up with a challenge to see which is the toughest, ballet or football â a challenge that seems like a good idea, one that we couldnât possibly lose.
They have to make it all the way through the gypsy dance doing all the steps and finishing in unison. All we have to do is score one try against them in a touch footy match.
âTouch footy isnât even their code,â says Ethan.
The night after the challenge has been set, Abigail and I are having our usual debate in her room. I think Iâve got more chance of crash tackling Jai than I do of shifting Abigail on our relationship. And she can cause more pain than any footballer could.
âYou canât kiss someone and pretend itâs irrelevant. It means something,â I say.
âItâs just lips on other lips,â she says, almost as if itâs something distasteful.
I tell her I know she doesnât believe that.
Outside in the corridor is the unmistakable noise of Ollie, Jai and the footballers. They are incapable of taking a step without making a racket.
âHey you. Sports person,â Abigail shouts out at Jai. âCome here a second.â
He walks into the room, she grabs him and kisses him full on the lips. I canât believe it. His mates whoop and she walks out. Me and the footy player are both left there stunned, but heâs only had his lips assaulted. Iâve had my heart ripped from my chest and kicked into touch.
The next morning at the café outside the Academy Iâm trying to talk to Abigail and sheâs trying to ignore me. The usual public routine.
Jai walks up. He glances at me and then he stumbles out a question to Abigail. âWhatâs the coffee like here?â
âBrown and wet.â
Good answer. Itâs a relief when someone else is at the pointy end of her tongue. He looks at me again. Like Iâm going to give him permission to chat up the girl Iâm crazy about.
âOkay, well I should get going. My
rond de jambe
is crying out for attention.â
He thinks heâs being funny, but at least heâs proved my point.
âSee you kissed him and now heâs fallen for you,â I say after heâs gone. âIt means something. You might hide it but I know you actually have feelings for me.â
âNot for you, not for anyone. Havenât you figured it out? I donât do feelings.â
Down at the park at lunchtime our footy training isnât going well. Ethan is captaining, which means Christian is brooding. I think theyâre still having a silent battle over Tara.
âYouâre dancers,â says Ethan. âYouâve learnt thousands of complicated steps. Touch football has three.â
âRun, dodge, catch,â I repeat. I