on.
âCertainly not,â Reggie said. âI am here only briefly, in fact, until this evening, when I fly to Austin, Texas, to visit a friend of mine who is an agent for the CIA. He wants to take me bass fishing. He comes to Utila and goes fishing with me. We are in the same businesses and also we are fishermen.â
Johnnie swallowed the last of his beer. Heâd eaten all he could and stood up to leave. This fellow Reginald San Pedro Sula, Johnnie thought, was undoubtedly telling the truth, but Johnnie had no desire to get into it any deeper.
âItâs been a real pleasure, Reggie,â he said, extending his hand. âI wish you buena suerte wherever you go.â
Reggie stood up. He was at least six feet six. He shook Johnnieâs hand.
âThe same to you,â he said. âIf you are in Honduras, come to the Bay Islands and visit me. The Hondurans are great friends of the American people. But I have a joke for you before you go. If a liberal, a socialist and a communist all jumped off the roof of the Empire State Building at the same time, which one of them would hit the ground first?â
âI couldnât say,â said Johnnie. âWhich one?â
âWho cares?â said Reggie, grinning.
Johnnie walked down Iberville Street toward the river. He was eager to get back to his hotel room and read more of Robert Burtonâs The Anatomy of Melancholy. Burtonâs book, the first treatise on the subject written by a layman, had been published originally in 1621 and was still relevant today. As Johnnie turned the corner and headed north on Decatur, he repeated to himself Burtonâs definition of melancholy: âA kind of dotage without a fever, having for his ordinary companions fear and sadness, without any apparent occasion.â
Heâd read for a little while, Johnnie thought, then take a nap. It was more likely heâd run onto Sailor and Lula, if they were here, at night, anyway.
HUNGER IN AMERICA
âHear now how leeches is cominâ back into style,â said Sailor.
âSay what?â said Lula. âHonestly, sugar, you can talk more shit sometimes?â She took out a cigarette the length and width of a Dixon Ticonderoga No. 2 pencil and lit it.
âGot you a pack of Mores again, huh?â
âYeah, itâs a real problem for me, Sailor, you know. When I went in that drugstore by the restaurant in Biloxi? For the Kotex? I saw âem by the register and had the girl throw âem in. Iâm not big on resistinâ. So what about a leech?â
âHeard on the radio how doctors is usinâ leeches again, like in old times. You know, when even barbers used âem?â
Lula shuddered. âGot one on me at Lake Lanier. Lifeguard poured salt on it and it dropped off. Felt awful. He was a cute boy, though, so it was almost worth it.â
Sailor laughed. âRadio said back in the 1920s a I-talian doctor figured out that if, say, a fella got his nose mostly bit off in a barfight or somethinâ, and he needed a skin transplant there, theyâd sew one of his forearms to his nose for a few weeks, and when they took it off theyâd slap a couple leeches where the new skin attached from his arm to keep the blood movinâ so the skinâd stick.â
Lula rolled down her window on the passenger side of the front seat of the Bonneville. They were on the outskirts of New Orleans.
âSailor? You expect me to believe a manâd be goinâ around with a arm sewed to his nose? For weeks ?!â
Sailor nodded. âHow they used to do it,â he said. âCourse they got more sophisticated ways now. Radio said the Chinese, I think it is, figured a better idea is by insertinâ a balloon in the forehead and lettinâ it hang down on the nose.â
Lula shrieked. âSailor Ripley! You stop! Youâre makinâ this shit up and I ainât gonna sit for it!â
âHonest,