Julietâs find with envy. âOh, Vanessa Valentine. I havenât read that one.â
The woman was married and in her fifties. Why was she reading romance novels?
âIâll lend it to you when Iâm done,â Juliet promised.
Rita Reyes, whoâd worked in the bar at Zeldaâs restaurant, entered the room. She said a quick hi to Jonathan, then moved to join Juliet and Hildy in their treasure hunt. âI hope you havenât taken all the good books.â
âWe saved you a few,â Juliet assured her. âWhenâs Zeldaâs going to open again?â
âCharley says by June.â
âI hope so,â Juliet said. âI miss those huckleberry martinis.â
âAnd I miss working there.â Rita sighed. âIâll be so glad when weâre up and running again.â
A fire in December had forced the restaurant to close; it was now in the process of being rebuilt. Zeldaâs was a popular place in town for both families and singles wanting to mix and match. Jonathan hadnât gone there much.
Rita pointed to the book in Julietâs hand. âI love that one. James Noble is the perfect man.â
The perfect man, huh? A character made up by a woman? Oh, brother.
âLook! Hereâs Surrender, â Rita said, pulling a paperback off a shelf. âI love this book.â
A war novel in the romance section? Jonathan edged closer and sneaked a peek. He saw no scene of carnage on the cover, no white flag being raisedâonly a woman in a low-cut dress and some muscle-bound guy in tights and a shirt he forgot to button doing a back bend over the kind of fancy bed no man would want to sleep in. Looking at the way the guy was holding her made Jonathanâs back hurt.
âOh, my gosh, me, too,â agreed Juliet. âThereâs a hero to die for. I love the scene where he throws himself in front of her and gets stabbed.â
âAnd how often does that happen in real life?â Jonathan scoffed under his breath.
The women stared at him as if heâd uttered blasphemy.
Juliet raised a delicate eyebrow. âProbably as often as a giant bubble floats to earth and gives magical powers to the first fool who touches it.â
Rita snickered and Jonathan, properly chastised and feeling like heâd stuck his face in a firepit, moved to a safer corner of the room and perused the home improvement section.
Turning his back on Juliet and her fellow romance junkies didnât shield his ears from their conversation.
âMen,â Rita said disgustedly. âMaybe if they read a few romance novels theyâd learn something.â
âNils could stand to learn a few things,â Hildy said. âEspecially in the bedroom,â she added in a conspiratorial whisper that carried across the small, now quietâsince everyone was eavesdroppingâroom.
Balding, scrawny Nils and Brunhilda Hildy in the bedroom together. That was T.M.I. to the max.
âOh, they all think theyâre such good lovers.â Rita rolled her eyes. Rita was divorced. Obviously, her man hadnât measured up. âIf I found a man who could make love like the heroes in those books, Iâd take him to bed in a heartbeat.â
âIf a man really wanted to be a good lover, he should read these books,â Hildy continued in her stage whisper.
Rita nodded. âThat would guarantee heâd get lucky.â
The women finished making their selections. As they went to pay for their books, two gray-haired men and a teenage boy stampeded to the romance section.
Jonathan paid for his book and then left the room with Juliet, who was now wearing a superior smirk.
âPathetic,â Jonathan muttered.
âYou shouldnât knock romance novels if you havenât read them,â she said as they walked out of the library and turned toward Bavarian Brews for their ritual post-shopping coffee.
âI guess,â he said. âBut