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he will solve,” Trin said. “At which point you have the option of saying something like ‘Of course!’ or ‘Amazing!’ or, if you really want to kiss his ass, ‘We never would have solved that in a million years, Commander Q’eeng.’ He likes that. He won’t acknowledge that he likes it. But he likes it.”
    Dahl opened his mouth, but Trin held up his hand again. “Or you can do what the rest of us do, which is to get the hell off the bridge as soon as you possibly can,” Trin said. “Give him the data, point out the one error, let him solve it, get your tablet back and get out of there. Don’t call attention to yourself. Don’t say or do anything clever. Show up, do your job, get out of there . It’s the smartest thing you can do.” Trin walked back over to his work.
    “None of this makes the slightest bit of sense,” Dahl said.
    “No, it doesn’t,” Trin agreed. “I already told you it didn’t.”
    “Are any of you going to bother to explain any of this to me?” Dahl asked.
    “Maybe someday,” Trin said, sitting down at his workstation. “But not right now. Right now, you have to race to get that data to the bridge and to Q’eeng. Your six hours is just about up. Hurry.”
    *   *   *
     
    Dahl burst out of the Xenobiology Laboratory door and immediately collided with someone else, falling to the ground and dropping his tablet. He picked himself up and looked around for his tablet. It was being held by the person with whom he collided, Finn.
    “No one should ever be in that much of a rush,” Finn said.
    Dahl snatched back the tablet. “You don’t have someone about to liquefy if you don’t get to the bridge in ten minutes,” Dahl said, heading in the direction of the bridge.
    “That’s very dramatic,” Finn said, matching Dahl’s pace.
    “Don’t you have somewhere to be?” Dahl asked him.
    “I do,” Finn said. “The bridge. I’m delivering a manifest for my boss to Captain Abernathy.”
    “Doesn’t anyone just send messages on this ship?” Dahl asked.
    “Here on the Intrepid, they like the personal touch,” Finn said.
    “Do you think that’s really it?” Dahl asked. He weaved past a clot of crewmen.
    “Why do you ask?” Finn said.
    Dahl shrugged. “It’s not important,” he said.
    “I like this ship,” Finn said. “This is my sixth posting. Every other ship I’ve been on the officers had a stick up their ass about procedure and protocol. This one is so relaxed it’s like being on a cruise ship. Hell, my boss ducks the captain at every possible opportunity.”
    Dahl stopped suddenly, forcing Finn to sway to avoid colliding with him a second time. “He ducks the captain,” he said.
    “It’s like he’s psychic about it,” Finn said. “One second, he’s there telling a story about a night with a Gordusian ambisexual, and the next he’s off getting coffee. As soon as he steps out of the room, there’s the captain.”
    “You’re serious about this,” Dahl said.
    “Why do you think I’m the one delivering messages?” Finn said.
    Dahl shook his head and started off again. Finn followed.
    The bridge was sleek and well-appointed and reminded Dahl of the lobby of some of the nicer skyscrapers he had been to.
    “Ensign Dahl,” Chief Science Officer Q’eeng said, spotting him from his workstation. “I see you like cutting it close with your assignments.”
    “We worked as fast as we could,” Dahl said. He walked over to Q’eeng and presented the tablet with the scrolling data and the rotating molecule. Q’eeng took it and studied it silently. After a minute, he looked up at Dahl and cleared his throat.
    “Sorry, sir,” Dahl said, remembering his line. “We got ninety-nine percent there, but then we had a problem. With, uh, the protein coat.” After a second he pointed to the screen, at the gibberish flying by.
    “It’s always the protein coat with your lab, isn’t it,” Q’eeng murmured, perusing the screen again.
    “Yes, sir,”