Harbor. They were due back Thursday. Carlie packed a suitcase with some summer things, threw a couple of meals together for Daddy and me, and they were off. But not before sheâd made Daddy talk to Bert about Dottie and me seeing each other again. Theyâd agreed, but no overnights, and the boys were still off limits.
Dottie picked a blade of grass out of the lawn and split it down the middle. She put it between her thumbs, gave it a blow, and got a squeaky honk out of it. I tried it and spit all over my hands.
âI donât know why you canât do that,â she said.
âIâm not good at sports like you,â I said.
âThis ainât sports,â Dottie said. âItâs grass blowing.â
I shrugged. Madeline moved her brush and blue slashed across the top of her painting. She moved it again, and another blue slash, lower and darker, appeared.
âLetâs do something,â Dottie said.
âWhat?â I said.
âKeep-away,â she said. âYou take Evie and Iâll take Maureen.â
Dottieâs sister, Evie, was six, and Budâs sister, Maureen, was five. Dottie called them pinkie girls, doll-playing girls. âKeep-away will be too hard for them,â I said.
I watched an orange spider the size of a freckle move up Dottieâs leg. When it reached her knee, she smeared it. âThem things bite,â she said. âI got bit the other day, and I looked down and it was one of them.â
âI never got bit by one,â I said.
âYou probably did. You just didnât know it,â Dottie said.
Madeline shifted in her chair. A little breeze lifted the corner of her paper. Dottie picked a little weed shaped like a spoon and peeled the veins up from the stem and down the back of the leaf. Then she threw the stripped weed onto the lawn. âGrand have cookies?â she asked.
âNo,â I said. âBut sheâll let us make some.â
âI donât want to make âem, I want to eat âem,â Dottie said. She said to Madeline, âMa, when can we go swimming? You almost done?â
âNo,â Madeline said, in a faraway voice. âNot for a while.â
âLetâs go to Grandâs and make cookies,â I said. âTideâll be in after we do that and then we can go swimming.â
âOkay,â Dottie said. âItâll pass the time.â
Grand was watching a soap opera when we banged through the screen door.
âWhat you doing in?â she called.
âCan we make some cookies?â I asked.
âJust a second,â Grand hollered. âLisaâs going to tell Bob sheâs leaving him for Howard. Been waiting for months for this. Hold your horses and Iâll be with you.â
âWe can do it,â I said, but she didnât hear me.
âWish we had horses,â Dottie said, sitting in Grandâs rocker on the porch. âWe could ride them somewhere.â
âWhat kind of horse would you have?â I asked, sitting down in my own chair.
âPalomino. Like Trigger.â
âIâd have a black stallion,â I said. âHeâd hate everyone but me. I could ride him without a saddle or a bridle.â
âYou canât even ride with a saddle,â Dottie pointed out.
âNeither can you. We donât even have saddles. Or horses. Iâm just saying, if I had a horse, this is what I would want.â
The television was pretty loud, so Dottie and I got to listen as Lisa told Bob she was leaving him. Lisa sounded more upset than Bob.
âIâm sorry,â
she cried,
âI wouldnât have hurt you for the world. I do love you, Bob, I do, but . . .â
Bob mumbled a couple of words and Lisa started up again.
âThatâs crap,â Dottie muttered.
âYou mad?â I asked.
âNo. Just bored.â
Bob finally hollered at Lisa.
âYou think I havenât noticed youâve
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