vampyre. Danny?â
This is like third grade stuff. What a waste of time. âThey canât. The only way to be a vampyre is through genetics. If your parents are vamps.â
âAbsolutely correct. Next question, three: a human can sexually transmit HIV to a vampyre, true or false. Sydney?â
âFalse. Vamps are immune to all human diseases.â
âCorrect. Next: if a male vampyre mates with a human female, she can become pregnant, true or false? Tomas?â
âIf heâs stupid and doesnât use protection, sure. But if heâs smart, heâll deny itâs his.â
Not so many people laugh. Weâve heard all his jokes before, and we just want the period to end.
âThatâs very honorable, Tomas. Now, moving on: if a female vampyre mates with a male wulfââ
âEww,â Tiffany Welsh says, loudly enough to make sure everyone hears her.
âTiffanyâ¦â
âNo, seriously, Ms. Vaughn. Why would a vamp girl do it with a howler?â
âHow about, like, really low self-esteem?â Elyse says.
A bunch of the girls laugh. The vamp boys look at each other and grin smugly.
Ms. Vaughn folds her arms over her chest, making herself look smaller, which she does whenever she gets uncomfortable. âFirst of all, letâs start with you not using derogatory terms.â
âSo we canât say face-case or moondog or crumpskull or lunabitch, either?â Tomas asks.
âItâs not like thereâre any wulves in here anyway. The only one in this class is Craig Lewczyk, and heâs still out sick.â
I keep my mouth shut.
âRegardless,â Ms. Vaughn says, âI donât want those kinds of expressions used here.â
âSor-reee,â Tiffany says. âBut seriously, why would any self-respecting vamp girl want to have sexual relations with a lycanthrope?â
She is so obnoxious.
Vocabulary quiz from Constance, eighth grade: Natatorium. Nobody knew; she told us it was an indoor swimming pool building.
I hate the smell of chlorine. And I hate this heavy, humid air. Faded Millbrook High School Champion banners hang from the ceiling; we donât have our own team name because weâre technically part of Millbrook.
âWhatâs the point of making it mandatory to go to ten school events if we donât want to be here?â I ask Claire.
âTo keep attendance up, I guess.â
âNothing like fake school spirit, huh?â
âStop your whining. Itâll be over soon. At least itâs Friday.â
It is Friday. Which means tomorrow night is my dateâor hangout or whatever it isâwith Juliet Walker. Emphasis on whatever it is .
âWhat if Iâm reading her wrong?â I ask Claire.
She tilts her head back and turns her eyes to the ceiling. âPlease, not again.â
âI trust your opinion.â
She looks at me, a half-smile on her face. âThatâs the best you can come up with?â
âItâs true.â Thereâs the eardrum-piercing shriek of a whistle, followed by a splash as the swimmers hit the water. My ears are ringing from the whistle, which is amplified by the tile and the high ceiling. âSeriously. I need to know if she likes me, and I trust you.â
Claire turns back to the pool. âFirst, youâre making me sick, so donât bother trying to act all sincere with me. Youâre not good at it. Second, youâre asking the wrong girl. I donât have a whole lot of experience withâ¦relationships, or whatever. As you know.â
I look back down the pool, watching the girls slice through the water. Guntherâs current girlfriend, Alana Gibson, is swimming in practically every race. Gunther and his crew are a few rows in front of us.
Thereâs a pack of wulf kids sitting at the very end of the bleachers, near the starting blocks. Thereâs at least five yards between them and everyone else.