Pavarotti.â
âPavarotti? Youâre kidding, right?â
âThereâs nothinâ wrong with old Luciano, mate. No bastard believes me, but Wagner is perfect for the outback. No other music can match the grandeur.â
âAnd no other truckie can match your bullshit.â
He threw his head back and guffawed again. It was a slightly hoarse and high-pitched sound, but wonderfully hearty.
âItâs why I like drivinâ the Stuart,â he said. âItâs pretty much straight the whole way. You turn on cruise just outside Darwin and turn it off at Port Augusta. Too easy! The rest of the time youâve got to yourself.â
âPresumably youâve still got to keep your eyes on the road.â
âAw, sure. Occasionally.â He peered at my bottle in the gloom. âWhat are you drinkinâ?â
I showed him the label of my beer.
âLet me buy you one. In return you can listen to me latest poems.â Col spent many of his Stuart-cruising hours composing haiku. Heâd even published a couple on badhaiku.com under the pseudonym Road Train of Thought.
âDonât know if you can buy that with just one drink, Col.â
He went inside and returned a couple of minutes later with a Coopers for me and what looked like a scotch for himself.
âIâm stoppinâ here for a few hours,â he said. âReckon I can have one stiff one.â
âSure you can. Anyway, itâs just an antidote for all those No-Doz youâve been popping.â
He guffawed and dug a crumpled piece of paper out of his hip pocket before sitting down. He had to move the trestle to accommodate his gut.
âWhat do you think of this one?â he asked, looking at the paper. âPink and grey galah/As pretty as a sunset/Against my windscreen.â
âWell . . .â
âI thought it was a nice juxtaposition.â
âYeah, thatâs what I thought, too.â
We sat in juxtaposed silence for a while, but I didnât want it to last long enough for him to spring another haiku on me.
âDid you hear thereâs been a bit of trouble at the detention centre?â I asked.
âYeah, I heard on the two-way. Canât say Iâm surprised. You lock innocent people up for years on end and eventually itâs gunna turn ugly. Poor bastards. Fucked in their own countries, fucked on the way here, and fucked when they get here.â
âBleeding heart.â
âProud of it, mate.â He clinked his glass against my stubby and we tasted our drinks. âYou know that Afghans first arrived in this area in the eighteen thirties? Camels ânâ all. They used to carry goods from Oodnadatta to Alice Springs â there was âundreds of âem here once. Helped build the railway and the telegraph.â
âArenât you a font of useless information.â
âHereâs somethinâ else I bet you didnât know. The countryâs first mosque was built in Maree. In the middle of the South Australian desert, Westie. That was more ân a hundred years ago. How much fucken terrorism have we had in this country all that time? They canât be that much of a worry. Nah, I feel sorry for the buggers. If I see one on the road Iâll probably give âim a lift.â
âDid you go through a roadblock just outside town?â I asked.
âYeah, but what a joke. They didnât search me trailers; I couldâve been hiding a hundred suicide bombers and those stupid cops wouldnâtâve known. They told me there was another roadblock on the other side of Pimba, too, but theyâre about to pack it up.â
âIs that right?â I thought about the woman â I realised I didnât know her name â and her Afghan friend stumbling around on the gibber plain in the moonlight, maybe for no reason.
âYeah. Apparently theyâre gunna set one up just this side of the Gutter
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