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whoever consorts with, comforts, aids, or abets the said Prince Prigio, is thereby a partner in his treason; and That a reward of Five Thousand Purses will be given to whomsoever brings the said prince, alive, to our Castle of Falkenstein.
    Grognio R.
    And here is the second proclamation:
    Reward. The firedrake.
Whereas
,
    Our dominions have lately been devastated by a Firedrake (the
Salamander Furiosus
of Buffon);
    This is to advise all
,
    That whosoever brings the horns and tail of the said Firedrake to our Castle of Falkenstein, shall receive Five Thousand Purses, the position of Crown Prince, with the usual perquisites, and the hand of the king's niece, the Lady Molinda.
    Grognio R.
    "H'm," said the prince; "I did not think his majesty wrote so well;" and he would have
liked
to say, "Don't you think we might join the ladies?"
    "But, sir," said the ambassador, "the streets are lined with soldiers; and I know not how you have escaped them.
Here
, under my roof, you are safe for the moment; but a prolonged stay--excuse my inhospitality--could not but strain the harmonious relations which prevail between the Government of Pantouflia and that which I have the honour to represent."
    "We don't want to fight; and no more, I think, do you," said the prince, smiling.
    "Then how does your royal highness mean to treat the proclamations?"
    "Why, by winning these ten thousand purses. I can tell you £1,000,000 is worth having," said the prince. "I 'll deliver up the said prince, alive, at Falkenstein this very night; also the horns and tail of the said Firedrake. But I don't want to marry my Cousin Molly."
    "May I remind your royal highness that Falkenstein is three hundred miles away? Moreover, my head butler, Benson, disappeared from the house before dinner, and I fear he went to warn Captain Kopzoffski that you are
here!
"
    "That is nothing," said the prince; "but, my dear Lord Kelso, may I not have the pleasure of presenting Lady Rosalind with a little gift, a Philippine which I lost to her last night, merely the head and tail of a Firedrake which I stalked this morning?"
    The ambassador was so astonished that he ran straight upstairs, forgetting his manners, and crying:
    "Linda! Linda! come down at once; here's a surprise for you!"
    Lady Rosalind came sweeping down, with a smile on her kind face.
She
guessed what it was, though the prince had said nothing about it at dinner.
    "Lead the way, your royal highness!" cried the ambassador; and the prince offering Lady Rosalind his arm, went out into the hall, where he saw neither his carpet nor the horns and tail of the Firedrake!
    He turned quite pale, and said:
    "Will you kindly ask the servants where the little Persian prayer-rug and the parcel which I brought with me have been placed?"
    Lord Kelso rang the bell, and in came all the servants, with William, the under-butler, at their head.
    "William," said his lordship, "where have you put his royal highness's parcel and his carpet?"
    "Please, your lordship," said William, "we think Benson have took them away with him."
    "And where is Benson?"
    "We don't know, your lordship. We think he have been come for!"
    "Come for--by whom?"
    William stammered, and seemed at a loss for a reply.
    "Quick! answer! what do you know about it?"
    William said at last, rather as if he were making a speech:
    "Your royaliness, and my lords and ladies, it was like this. His royaliness comed in with a rug over his arm, and summat under it. And he lays it down on that there seat, and Thomas shows him into the droring-room. Then Benson says: 'Dinner'll be ready in five minutes; how tired I do feel! 'Then he takes the libbuty of sitting hisself down on his royaliness's rug, and he says, asking your pardon, 'I 've had about enough of service here. I 'm about tired, and I thinks of bettering myself. I wish I was at the king's court, and butler.'
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    But before the words was out of his mouth, off he flies like a shot through the open door, and