ordered. âI have a plan.â
âDoesnât anybody know Iâve been throwing up?â Maisie cried. âI could have died in here and no one would even care.â
âPshaw,â Great-Aunt Maisie said. âStop being so melodramatic and get up this instant.â
âFine,â Maisie said, throwing back the covers and climbing out of bed.
Great-Aunt Maisie frowned at her. âWhat in the world are you wearing?â she demanded.
Maisie looked down at her plaid pajama bottoms and Mets fleece vest.
âYou cannot go looking like that,â Great-Aunt Maisie said, her voice dripping with distaste.
âWhere are we going?â Maisie said.
âThatâs for me to know and you to find out.â
Maisie rolled her eyes. âHonestly,â she muttered.
But she dutifully went into the walk-in closet and changed from her pajamas into her jeans and an old peasant blouse sheâd rescued from her motherâs giveaway bag when they were moving from New York. The blouse was white and scoop-necked and flowy, with red and yellow and black flowers embroidered along the bottom. Her mother had bought it in Mexico on her honeymoon. Maisie stepped into her black flip-flops and went back to Great-Aunt Maisie.
âSatisfied?â she said.
Great-Aunt Maisie sniffed. âYou look like a ragamuffin, but I guess itâll do.â
She grabbed Maisieâs arm and led her out into the hall.
âWe have to be quiet,â she whispered as they tiptoed across the hall.
At the wall that hid the stairs to The Treasure Chest, Great-Aunt Maisie paused.
âYou and I are going on an adventure,â she said.
Maisie smiled. Going on an adventure with Great-Aunt Maisie was the perfect way to escape her motherâs date with Bruce Fishbaum, having to be Felixâs assistant at Talent Night, all of it.
âExcellent,â Maisie said.
Great-Aunt Maisie pressed her palm to the wall. It opened easily, and she took Maisieâs hand in hers like they were best friends. They made sure the wall closed behind them. At the foot of the secret stairs, Great-Aunt Maisie reached into her white, fringed purse and pulled out the handcuffs.
Maisie gasped. âYou took those from The Treasure Chest?â
Great-Aunt Maisie grinned at her. âIn a way,â she said. âIâve had them for over eighty years.â
âWhat?â
âIâll explain upstairs,â Great-Aunt Maisie said. âThereâs no time for chitchat. Who knows what Thorne is up to, that dog.â
Maisie followed her great-aunt up the stairs.
But at the top, Great-Aunt Maisie stopped abruptly.
âDamnation!â
âWhatâs wrong?â Maisie asked, trying to see past her.
âWhatâs wrong?â Great-Aunt Maisie said, stepping aside.
Maisie looked in disbelief.
The door to The Treasure Chest was closed. Heavy chains hung across it, and three padlocks gleamed from them.
âItâs locked!â Maisie said.
Great-Aunt Maisie lifted her fist into the air. Her eyes seemed to be on fire and her face contorted with wrath.
âThorne!â she said. âIrascible, impossible idiot! Thorne!â
Felix sat in the Samuel Dormitorio Roomâhe found it hard to think of it as
his room
instead of Samuelâs Dormitorioâpracticing his magic act for the Talent Show the next night. At least he tried to practice. Somewhere downstairs his mother was waiting for Bruce Fishbaum to drive up in his BMW and take her on a date. An actual date. Felix did not . . . no, he
could
not witness any part of this.
Earlier, heâd seen his mother bustle past with shopping bags, smelling like sheâd tried on every perfume they offered at the Macyâs perfume counter. Her cheeks looked flushed, and her hair looked freshly styled. Sheâd smiled at him, but he pretended he didnât notice any of it: the shopping bags, the blown-out hair, the smile.