trade for the coconut one,” I said as I swallowed my coffee.
“Fuck that. I want the coconut one. Trade me for this chocolate fucker. It’s yummy,” she said as she continued to wave it in the air.
I pushed my chair away from the table and turned to face her. “The jelly is a much better donut. To trade for the Long John would be foolish. Unless…”
“Unless what?” she asked.
“Supplement the trade with something else,” I said as I lifted my cup of coffee. “To make it more even.”
I gazed over the top of my cup of coffee and studied the floral tattoo on her upper arm as she seemed to be thinking of what to do. It was my intention to try and coerce her to go on another date. As I continued to sip my coffee and held the remaining portion of my jelly donut in my left hand, she extended her arm and waved her Long John directly in front of me.
“I’ll suck your cock on the way home,” she said as she tilted her head toward the half-empty donut box. “Road head has got to even the deal up.”
A little more than surprised by her offer, I coughed until coffee came out of my nose. The thought of her offering to suck my cock for a donut could have been perceived as adorable or downright disgusting. I chose to view it as adorable, but I was shocked at her offer nonetheless. With coffee dribbling from my nose, I fumbled for a napkin and placed my remaining portion of donut on it, pulled another from the dispenser, and wiped the coffee from my lip. As I attempted to clean myself up, she explained her offer further.
“And no, I’m not a slut,” she said as she wagged her finger in the air. “It’s just…being around you is…I don’t know…it’s making me do and say dumb shit. I mean look at me. I got dressed up for this, and I never get dressed up. I just met you this morning, and you’ve already sent me a car and took me on a donut date, who wouldn’t want to suck your cock? And just so you know, I wouldn’t offer to suck just anyone’s cock for a jelly donut, if that’s what you’re wondering. But you’re just really fucking cute, so I’ll suck the shit out of yours for that one.”
I sat and stared as I wiped my nose with the napkin. I believed everything she said. Right or wrong, I was convinced she was not a slut, and her offer to suck my cock for the donut was a one-time trade from a very nice girl with a foul mouth who simply wanted a jelly donut. Really wanted a jelly donut.
Or she may have had a burning desire to suck my cock.
She cocked an eyebrow. “We got a deal?” she asked.
I nodded my head eagerly and reached for the Long John.
She released the chocolate donut from her grasp, grinned, and reached for the jelly-filled trade. “Fuck yes. What do you businessmen call this? A win-win?” she asked.
“Excuse me?” I asked with a laugh as I watched her devour the donut in two bites.
She finished chewing and took a sip of coffee. After swallowing, she licked her lips and took a shallow breath.
“A win-win. I mean I got the strawberry donut and I get to suck your cock on the way home. It’s called a win-win, right?”
I had no idea how to respond, but if she believed sucking me off on the way home was a “win”, who was I to argue with her logic?
“I guess it is a win-win, yes,” I said as I began to eat the Long John.
She grinned as she reached into the box for the other donut.
You still want more donuts?” I asked as I nibbled away.
“No,” she said. “After I eat this little coconut fucker I’m going to be full.”
I glanced into the box and realized I was one and a half donuts away from a blowjob. As I shifted my eyes toward her I couldn’t help but grin.
If you think you’re full now, just wait until you start to pay off that debt.
STEVIE
I always wondered how I would act when the right guy came along, and I guess I got a pretty good idea after my date with Wilson. I now felt like an absolute fool, and I found myself
Jean-Claude Izzo, Howard Curtis