more interesting to talk to.â
âBut you canât marry someone whoâs interesting to talk to,â Thurman pointed out, absolutely correctly. âAnd Darlington, you need to marry.â
Darlington sighed. It was wearisomely true. If only to stop his fatherâs imminent apoplexy.
Thurman never knew when to shut his mouth, and so hekept going. âI really thought you wouldnât be invited tonight, and you know, if the Essex sisters shut you out, youâd have a demmed hard time finding your way back into society. Those women left Scotland, descended on England like a swarm of locusts and married every title on the market.â
Berwick frowned at him. âKeep your voice down. Youâre at a wedding ball for one of them, you ass.â
âNo oneâs listening,â Thurman said, looking around. The ballroom at the Duke of Holbrookâs town house had ceilings so high that even the chatter of hundreds of overexcited members of the ton just floated upward and resulted in a pleasant buzz. The orchestra at one end sounded like the dim hum of caged bees.
âI suppose I should find a wife,â Darlington said, feeling ineffably depressed.
âI certainly mean to,â Thurman said. âI require beauty, a sufficient dowry, and a docile disposition. Oh, and an impeccable reputation. After all, I bring the same to her.â
âWhat a fortunate woman she will be,â Berwick said. âAnd you, Darlington? What will you require?â
âA sensible view of life,â Darlington said flatly. âThat, and a great deal of money. I am very expensive.â
âShall we meet in an hour or so and exchange notes?â Berwick said, something of a genuine smile lighting his eyes. âI must say that I am thoroughly amused.â
âWill you be looking for a wife as well?â Thurman demanded.
âI believe not,â Berwick replied. âI was on the edge of that decision, but luckily I have been delivered from penury in the nick of time. And everyone knows that penury is the final step before marriage.â
âSo you got some money from somewhere, did you?â Thurman said. âIs that why youâve been out of a town for a fortnight? Did your father die? Canât say I heard that. And youâre not in black.â
âTsk tsk,â Berwick said. âI do have a black armband, albeit edged in a charming shade of purple. My adored and loathsome Aunt Augusta succumbed to some sort of malady while in Bath. Naturally, she left all her money to her beloved nephew.â
Darlington felt even more depressed, but exerted himself to suitably compliment Berwick on the pleasures of financial stability. Unfortunately, there were no aunts, loathsome or adored, in his family tree. And even if there had been, he was the least likely to be chosen as an heir; his brothers were all eminently respectable in comparison.
Thurmanâs little blue eyes were shining as he taxed Berwick about his income. Then Darlington noticed that at some point Wisley had slipped away without a good-bye, likely to his wifeâs side. He wouldnât come to the Convent that night, or ever again. Darlington knew that.
The days of the little circle of friends from Rugby were over. Wisley was gone. Berwick was rich, and Darlington couldnât bear the idea of Berwick picking up a tavern bill. Thurman was a fool, but Berwick was not.
If he didnât change his ways, heâd be left with Thurman to spout his own witticisms back at him, and reflect his bad temper.
Darlington shuddered faintly. âThe search is on, gentlemen,â he said. âWives.â
Thurman and Berwick stopped talking about canal stocks in mid-sentence. Berwick raised an eyebrow. âThe season just grew far more interesting,â he said softly.
âI expect Iâll choose the right wife by the end of the evening,â Thurman said.
âIt may take me slightly