of the hops, but Iâm not sure I believe it.â
Ian ignored the comment, one of Brentâs regular pointless factoids. âNo, weâre not dating. I stop in there every so often when I need a book.â
âNever been in there.â Brent ate another of Ianâs mozzarella sticks. âYou had the hots for her back in high school, right?â
Brent had a way of cutting right to the point. Ian finished his beer with a long swig. âYeah. But I had the hots for anybody whoâd have me.â
Brent studied him. âI remember it a bit differently. I definitely heard more about Emma than I did about any of the other girls you never asked out. If youâd been the type to draw hearts on your notebooks, youâd have drawn hearts on your notebook.â
Ian rolled his eyes, even though the statement was more accurate than he wanted to admit.
âSo why were you at her apartment?â
âIâm going to teach a class in her back room.â
Brent looked sideways at him. âIs that some kind of perverted euphemism?â
Ian laughed. âNo. I mean literally. Sheâs got this great back room in her shop, and Iâm going to rent it for a workshop in a couple of weeks.â
âThatâs cool, I guess. Does she know what itâs for?â
âYeah, I told her.â
âAnd how did she react?â Brent ate the last of Ianâs mozzarella sticks and washed it down with some of his beer.
âShe . . .â Ian paused, thinking. âI donât know. Iâm not sure? Like, I think she was nervous, but I donât know if it was good nervous or bad nervous.â
âSo, what. Youâre wondering if youâve got a chance with her?â Brent rested his elbows on the bar and looked up at the television mounted over the shelves of bottles, momentarily distracted by the Red Sox game.
Ian didnât wait for him to look back over. âMaybe.â
âJust ask her.â
âItâs not that simple.â Ian rubbed his thumb over the swell of the glass, drawing a path through the condensation. âI guess I want to know if sheâd be into it. Itâs been a while since I dated a girl I didnât meet through FetLife.â
Brent snorted. âItâs been a while since youâve dated a girl, period.â
âShut up, asshat, Iâm serious. Iâve been doing these rope classes for so long that I forget itâs not normal to most people.â
Brent shrugged. âI donât know, man. Iâm not sure what you want me to tell you. If you want her to come, ask her to come. The worst she can say is no, right?â
âYeah, maybe youâre right.â It still seemed strange to take relationship advice from Brent, but the man had a stable marriage, which was a fair accomplishment. Ian gestured for a refill on his beer. âMaybe Iâll wait until after this first workshop.â
âDonât be a pussy.â
âFuck you,â Ian said without malice. âSo howâs Missy?â
âGood. Craving all kinds of weird shit, though. I guess thatâs normal.â Brent shrugged. âShe told me if I was coming here that I better come back with Sulliâs fried pickles and pretzel plate or I shouldnât bother coming back at all.â
âWhenâs she due again?â
âJune thirtieth. Ten weeks left. I canât believe Iâm gonna be a dad.â Brent smiled, his lips curling only a bit, as he stared down into his empty beer glass.
Ian clapped his friend on the back. âDonât drop the kid when itâs born.â
âI know, asshole.â Brent leaned back on the stool, drumming his fingers on the bar top. He seemed to understand Ianâs silence. âJust ask her to come to the workshop.â
âYeah. Maybe.â Ian watched the Red Sox score against Baltimore, knowing there was no way he would listen to Brentâs
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