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chapter 65
In Which the Copier Stops and Ajax Sits in His Broken La-Z-Boy
After he turned off his new Christmas copier, Ajax waded through 473 thank-you notes (Mark counted them later), accidentally stepping on a 21-inch pile of Important Papers as he went. Then he sighed, sank into his La-Z-Boy chair, and pulled the lever to bring the back up so he could take a better look around.
But the back didnât come up. It stayed flat on its back.
Then Ajax said to the copier and to the broken chair and to us, the reading audience, âGrown men donât cry,â and a pair of tears strolled down his left cheek.
He eased himself all the way back into his broken favorite chair and stared at the ceiling.
The ceiling could use a coat of paint,
he thought.
chapter 66
In Which Ajax Takes the Temperature of His New Christmas Copier
Ajax spent several minutes trying to figure out how his office had turned into such an impressive mess in such a short time. He had only gone out to buy eggnog and the
Paris Review,
and yes, okay, on the way home he
had
stopped at the library to see if they had ordered his most recent book, and while he was there he
had
run into his best friend, Ted Bear, and itâs true, theyâd gotten a cup of coffeeâor twoâand discussed the future of childrenâs literature.
But still and all, and all in all, he hadnât been gone
that
long.
Ajax struggled out of the chair, crossed the room to his new Christmas copier, and took its temperature with his hand. (It was quite hot.) Then he wandered back into the living room.
chapter 67
In Which Ajax Uses His Powers of Observation
Right away Ajax noticed that there was something different about the living room. But what? He stood there thinking about it. Then his Powers of Observation kicked in.
âWhy does that wall say âHANK YOUâ?â he said.
âWell, itâs the funniest thing,â said Moxy.
But no one laughed, although Granny George looked hopeful, as if she were waiting to be told a good joke.
âYou see, I had this brilliant idea,â Moxy began again.
She waited, but no one asked what her brilliant idea was.
âDoes anyone want to know what my brilliant idea was?â
Granny George raised her hand.
Mark took this picture of her:
âSince you asked, Iâll tell you,â Moxy went on. âMy brilliant idea was to save scads of time on my thank-you notes by writing âDearâ and âThank you for whateverâ and âLove, Moxyâ on one piece of paper and then making copies of it.â
âYou know youâre not allowed to touch Ajaxâs new copier.
And,
â added Mrs. Maxwell, âI
know
you know youâre not allowed to touch another can of spray paint until youâre twenty-one. It says so on the refrigerator.â
âBut it was for the Greater Good, Mother.â
âWho is the Greater Good?â asked Pansy.
âItâs not a person,â said Moxy.
But what exactly is it?
Moxy asked herself. She couldnât quite remember.
âThe Greater Good meansâ¦it has something to do with the factâ¦and so, which is whyâ¦â
chapter 68
The Greater Good Explained
Moxy looked at Mark. Mark had taught her the phrase. He even knew what it meant. (Mark could have belonged to Mensa, which is a country club for geniuses, but he thought it was stupid.)
âMark,â said Moxy, yawning, âwould you please explain to everyone what âthe Greater Goodâ is? Iâm feeling a bit tired.â
âIt means you do something you know is wrong in order to achieve something that is more important than the wrong thing is wrong.â
âAnd so, as you can see and in conclusion, that is why I was forced to break a couple of rules.â Moxy glanced at the gold âTâ on Samâs shirt and the big âHANK YOUâ on the green wall.
âWhat could be more important than obeying the
Breena Wilde, 12 NA's of Christmas