was thinking that if Mark OâDonnell or Marcus Donatus or whatever the hell he wants to call himself had never encountered you, you brainy little temptress, he probably would be completely content to stick it out in the past, fighting barbarians and marching and digging and sharing tales of soldierly glory around campfires late into starry, only-slightlyobscured-by-the-pall-of-smoke-from-a-nearby-burning-village nights.â
Allie raised an eyebrow.
âWhat? Those were my exact thoughts, more or less. Which is when I realized something.â
âWhatâs that?â
âI grudge.â
âYou grudge ?â
âI do. I actually begrudge him. Soldier Boy.â Clare frowned, evidently troubled by the admission. âNot proud of it. But I think Iâve been distinctly biased against the guy based solely on his profession.â
âBecause heâs a legionnaire.â
Clare nodded. âAnd thatâs not cool. Itâs not fair. To either of you.â
âNot fair how?â
âBecause I keep thinking that, if he was some hot Druid whoâd fallen for you and wanted to move to the future, or not even a hot Druid but just some regular Iceni tribesmanââ
âStill hot though, right?â
âRight.â Clare dismissed any un-hot possibilities with a wave. âAnd if that was the case, I probably wouldnât have even argued with you. Iâd be all like âAwesome! Letâs turn on the Wayback Machine, collect the dude, and then do a musical shopping montage where we hit the High Street and transform Barbarian to Babe, huzzah!ââ She did a little jazz-hands cheer and then dropped her arms to her sides, sheepishly shaking her head.
âBut,â Allie continued on Clareâs behalf, âbecause Marcus is a Roman ⦠sort of â¦â
âEven though heâs not, â Clare nodded, âhe looks and acts like one, and so my first reaction was still âThe hell with that guy.â I realized, well, that that makes me a ⦠something-ist. Iâm not quite sure what. But I donât like it.â
Allie was touched by Clareâs honesty. And, as always, more than a little amused.
âYouâre not a something-ist,â she assured her. âAnd I think a musical shopping montage is one of your better ideas. Letâs go see if we canât convince my cousin, your boyfriend, of that.â
âLetâs!â Clare linked an arm through Allieâs and improvised ridiculous lyrics based on their adventures to a variety of cheesy musical numbers all the way from the Avalon Mists down the street to the pub.
MILO WAS SITTING WITH Piper on the Riflemanâs patio when Clare and Al joined him, a steaming pot of coffee at his elbow, already half-empty. His food order, according to Goggles, had been prodigious.
Al launched directly into a passionate defence of going back and getting her man, Clare wedging in her own affirmations and sound-bite backups.
âSo thatâs it. Iâm going,â Allie summed up finally. âCome hell or high water.â
âIâm betting on both!â Clare enthused.
And then Milo called her a traitor.
But when Clare began to sputter a protest, he held up a hand. âA traitor in the service of a noble cause. Look, I get it.â He held up his other hand. âAnd I give up.â
Clare exchanged a glance with Al. âYou do?â
âClare,â Milo sighed wearily, âI donât know if I ever really thought I had a hopeâI mean a real, legitimate hopeâof convincing you to stick close to the old homestead, temporally speaking.â
âYou didnât?â
He shrugged. âLetâs face it. Youâre an off-leash beagle.â
Goggles almost did a spit-take with her coffee.
âIâm a what ?â Clare asked a bit frostily.
âYou had that beagle named Reggie growing up,â Alcommented