crawled upstairs to talk to Jerri. (Blown-out hamstring hurt.) At the top of the stairs, I pulled myself up on the railing and limped over to her in the living room, where she sat reading by the light of a single lamp. She looked up. âWhatâs going on, Felton?â she asked.
âJerri, let me read you this email.â
âOkay. Something interesting?â
âNo. Well, yeah, I guess.â I nodded. âCheck this outâ¦this is a personal email, Jerri. To me, okay?â I switched on the overhead light and read her the email.
âHmm. Wow. Pretty goofy,â she said.
âGoofy? I donât know who Randy Stone is.â
âReally? You donât?â
âI donât. Seriously, Jerri.â
She paused. She smiled. âSure you do. One of your friends, donât you think? They know the layout of the house.â
âA friend?â
âGus, probably.â
I imagined the dwarf mouth of Gus, anger and ridicule pasted there underneath the chronic hair wad that always hides his face. âMaybe,â I said.
âOf course.â
Gus. Gus who would not look at me. Gus who I suspected made porn pictures of me and hung them around the school. Gus.
I stood balanced on my poor left leg for a moment longer. Jerri looked at me and shrugged. She smiled bigger, trying to be comforting.
âBut what if it isnât Gus?â I asked. âWhat if itâs a crazy person who saw my picture in the paper? Do you think I should call the cops? Just in case?â
âNo.â
âBetter safe than sorry, Jerri.â
âI donât know, Felton.â
I stared at her, images of her craziness from last summer dancing through my memory. Then I said, âJerri. Is it reasonable? After what weâve been through? To not take strange behavior seriously?â
She squinted back at me. The smile left her face. She said, âOkay. Seems like paranoia, but sure. Why donât you call Codyâs dad, if it will make you feel better?â
Yeah. Codyâs dad. That made my desire to call a cop a little less attractive.
âIâm being harassed by a child detective, Officer Frederick! Help! He thinks I smell like manure! Help!â
If I called the cops, Aleah, Iâd be notifying Codyâs dad.
I stayed down in my room the rest of the night, my hamstring throbbing and awful. At a certain point, I figured, âWhy not?â and called Gus to accuse him of being Randy Stone. He didnât pick up.
I left a message:
âScrew you, Randy Stone.â
He texted back: ?
I texted: Screw you, Randy Stone .
I waited for a reply but received none.
Late that night, because I couldnât sleep at all, like around 2 a.m., I got fearful for Andrew and how if Randy Stone wasnât Gus, maybe somebody was coming to get all of us. I rolled out of bed and crawled my way up to Andrewâs room. Even though it was so ridiculously late, he was awake. A little light flowed out from under his door. I pushed it open, which caused Andrew to turn away from his desk where he was working on his computer.
He stared down at me on the floor.
âCan I help you, Felton?â he whispered (so as not to wake Jerri).
I whispered back, âHey, Andrew, will you keep your eyes peeled for weirdos? Iâm a little worried that someone is stalking me. Like maybe a psycho fan or someone.â
Without a pause he whispered, âShake it off.â
âCome on, Andrew. Donât be a jerk.â
âMe?â he asked.
I nodded.
âFelton, I donât have time for you.â
âIâm trying to protect you.â
âNo need.â
I glared. Clenched my jaw. âWhat, are you some kind of super ninja now? You can take care of everything?â I asked, my voice rising.
âShh.â
âNinja?â I whispered.
âNecessity is the mother of all invention,â he said.
âFine. Whatever,â I said.
I crawled back