employed street urchins, special knowledge, instinct, logic, legwork, disguise, burglary, subterfuge, process of elimination, science, dogs, advertising, analogy to similar cases and - oh, yes - prodigious amounts of tobacco.â
He pulled out a cigar. âPersonally, I intend to rely heavily upon the latter.â
âYou intend?â With dismay I heard my own voice came out as an incredulous screech.
âOf course, Jefferson. It can hardly have escaped you that I intend to solve this case. I will, of course, use Damon Devlinâs techniques as well as those of Sherlock Holmes.â
He snapped his fingers, creating a flame he used to light his cigar seemingly right off his fingertips. It was just the sort of stunt his damned magician-sleuth was always pulling in Macâs books. How long, I wondered, had he waited for just the right moment to do that?
âAre you serious?â Kane asked before I could lodge a protest that this was a non-smoking public building (not that he really intended to smoke - he was just showing off).
âWhy should I be otherwise?â Mac asked. âIf I can create fictional mysteries in such abundance, surely I can solve a real one. You well know that mysteries, whether physical or metaphysical, are my métier, my forte, my meat and-â
âYeah, yeah,â I agreed, shutting off the Rogetâs Thesaurus monologue. âBut I still say my Max Cutter could beat the pants off Sherlock Holmes.â
âWe shall see,â Mac said, eyeing his Sherlock Holmes watch. âNot at the moment, however. The time has come to begin the colloquium.â
He moved like a cruise liner toward the front of the room while I seated myself on a couch near the rear, with Kane next to me. Kane pointed toward Chalmers, who was taking a chair in the front row, the radiant Renata at his side.
âIf this were my book, heâd be my man,â Kane confided in a low voice.
âYou mean the old insurance scam?â I said. âThat wouldnât work - heâs already signed over the whole collection to St. Benignus. You canât insure something you donât own anymore.â
âThatâs not what I had in mind, Cody. Look, Chalmers picked up a sweet tax deduction by donating all that stuff to your college. But suppose he realized afterward there were a few precious items he just couldnât live without. He could have stolen them back to gloat over in private. Best of all possible worlds for him - tax deduction and he still keeps the books. Thatâs how Red Maddox would figure it, anyway.â
This wasnât a Red Maddox mystery story by a long shot.
But that didnât mean Redâs creator wasnât on to something.
Chapter Seven - âWe Have to Talkâ
I stared at Chalmers for a while, musing over Kaneâs idea. Then my eyes slid over and I was looking at his wife. It was hard not to. She was dressed in a gray pinstriped double-breasted suit, pants included, and a white blouse. The outfit could have been stolen from Al Capone. I donât know whether it was out of style or so old it was new again, but she certainly filled it out nicely. Her black hair was gathered behind her head in a simple red ribbon.
âI see Renataâs charms arenât lost on you,â came a feminine whisper in my ear.
I gave a guilty start and turned around to see my sister, Kate, sitting in a chair next to the couch I occupied. Just like her to sneak up on me like that.
âI was looking at her leather handbag,â I lied. âLook at how big that baby is. Iâve seen suitcases smaller.â
âR-i-g-h-t. That lady is strong medicine. Better watch yourself, T.J.â
âIâd rather watch her.â
Actually, Iâm old enough to have figured out a long time ago that itâs not a good idea to covet thy neighborâs wife - or anybody elseâs. Iâd seen too many people lose too much that way. I was a
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