are to blame for sexual predators!â
â What? â
âNobody even read the review. I donât know why I mentioned it. I must have early-onset dementia.â
âYou just said it got traction!â
Everyone had read the review. Everyone.
âSend me the link,â said Frances.
âItâs not even that bad,â said Alain. âItâs just this prejudice against your genreââ
âSend it!â
âNo,â said Alain. âI wonât. Youâve gone all these years without reading reviews. Donât fall off the wagon!â
âRight now,â said Frances in her dangerous voice. She used it rarely. When she was getting divorced, for example.
âIâll send it,â said Alain meekly. âIâm so sorry, Frances. Iâm so sorry about this entire phone call.â
He hung up, and Frances immediately went to her email. There wasnât much time. As soon as she arrived at Tranquillum House she would need to âhand inâ her âdevice.â It would be a digital detox, along with everything else. She was going âoff the grid.â
SO SORRY! said Alainâs email.
She clicked on the review.
It was written by someone called Helen Ihnat. Frances didnât know the name and there was no picture. She read it fast, with a wry, dignified smile, as if the author was saying these things to her face. It was a terrible review: vicious, sarcastic, and superior, but, interestingly, it didnât hurt. The wordsâ Formulaic. Trash. Drivel . Triteâ slid right off her.
She was fine! Canât please everyone. Comes with the territory.
And then she felt it.
It was like when you burn yourself on a hot plate and at first you think, Huh, that should have hurt more , and then it does hurt more, and then all of a sudden it hurts like hell.
A quite extraordinary pain in her chest radiated throughout her entire body. Another fun symptom of menopause? Maybe it was a heart attack. Women had heart attacks. Surely this was more than hurt feelings. This, of course, was why sheâd given up reading reviews in the first place. Her skin was too thin. âIt was the best decision I ever made,â sheâd told the audience at the Romance Writers of AustraliaConference when she gave the keynote address last year. Theyâd probably all been thinking: Yeah, maybe you should read a review or two, Frances, you old has-been.
Why did she think it was a good idea to read a bad review directly after sheâd just received her first rejection in thirty years?
And now something else was happening. It appeared and, gosh, this was just so fascinating, but it seemed she was losing her entire sense of self.
Come on now, Frances, get a grip, youâre too old for an existential crisis.
But apparently she wasnât.
She scrabbled hopelessly after her self-identity, but it was like trying to catch water rushing down a drain. If she was no longer a published writer, who was she? What was the actual point of her? She wasnât a mother or a wife or a girlfriend. She was a twice-divorced, middle-aged, hot-flushing/-flashing menopausal woman. A punch line. A clich é . Invisible to mostâexcept, of course, to men like Paul Drabble.
She looked at the gate in front of her that still would not open and her vision blurred with tears and she told herself not to panic, you are not disappearing , Frances, donât be so melodramatic, this is just a rough trot, a bad patch, and itâs the cold and flu tablets making your heart race, but it felt like she was hovering on a precipice, and on the other side of the precipice was a howling abyss of despair unlike anything sheâd ever experienced, even during those times of true griefâand this is not true grief, she reminded herself, this is a career setback combined with the loss of a relationship, a bad back, a cold, and a paper cut; this is not like when Dad died, or Gillian